Anagrams

'Hester Mofet. It's an anagram, isn't it, Doctor? Hester Mofet. "The rest of me."'
-Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) gets the run-around treatment courtesy Dr Hannibal Lecter 

(Anthony Hopkins) in Silence of the Lambs.

Going back in time a little here, let's take a look at Day 24 of NaPoWriMo, and the anagram challenge they suggest.

I used an anagram generator, one they suggested, resulting in some ridiculous word combinations. But I also wrote out my name- MATTHEW TUCKEY- and cut the paper into slips for each letter. This allowed me to pin down particular words and see what other words I could create out of the remaining slips.

Here are a few of the best:

TAKE THY WET CUM

EAT MY WET KUTCH

THAT MUCK WET, YE?

I then decided to throw in my middle name ALAN to create more combos.

WALK A NUTTY MACHETE

WHY LACTATE EMU TANK?

ACTUATE MY TAN WHELK

ATTACH MALE NEWT. YUK!

ATTACH MY KEY WALNUT

ME: CATWALK HYENA. TUT!

NUT ATE MY CHEAT WALK

U EAT THAT CLAM, WENKY!

WALKY MUTANT CHEAT

TUT, METHANE YAK CLAW

TWAT CAMEL, ETHAN. YUK!

NUKE TWATTY CAMEL. HA!

HEY NUTELA MACK TWAT!

U MALT A CAT THEY KNEW

LA! THE MAUY KNEW TACT. (Okay, so using foreign words now.)

CU: A LANKY TWAT THEME

WE TANK THAT CLAY EMU

AHA. TWEET MY CLUNK. TA!

TEAT MEAT CHUNK, YAWL!

TEAL MUTE YACHT WANK

HEY, MA! CULT TEAT WANK!

CULT: THEY WANT ME. KAA?

LAMENT, EAT, CATHY KEW.

HE, YAK CUNT MEAL, TWAT.

A WHEEL TUCK MY ANT. TA!

LA MUNTA! CHEEKY TWAT!

CUT THE WEAKLY MANTA

A NUT ATTACK MY WHEEL

NUTTY WHACK ATE MEAL

KNEEL AT A CUTTY: WHAM!

There are plenty of totally deranged images to inspire thousands of surreal poems, including supermodel hyenas, moving parts that abduct insects, strange reasons to be quiet on a boat, dangerous weapons with dangerous personae of their own, aquatic lizards, the forced consumption of seafood and arrogant camels. In fact, there's a whole Terry Pratchett novel in there. I might come back to this over the next few weeks.

Why not give it a shot yourself and see what anagrams your name provides?