A few dodgy claims to fame this week...

It seems I share a dislike of author Jonathan Franzen with another author, that of Belle De Jour, Dr Brooke Magnanti.

National DAB news station LBC discussed people getting motivational diet coaches on the NHS to combat obesity. I reminded the presenter, who I guess must have been Iain Dale, that bad diet kills more than smoking, car accidents and drugs, and that what we're currently doing isn't working.

I'm for some reason watching this year's Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. In the house is Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten fame. I glass collected at Atomic Kitten's after party in Manchester's The Living Room in 2004. They were all a bit cliquey and didn't say much to the staff.

Also in the house is retired porn star Jenna Jameson. Back in 2011 Jenna tweeted that she was stuck on page 3 of mobile phone video game Angry Birds. I replied with “Not like you to be stuck on page 3. (Does anyone outside the UK get this joke?)” She seemed to get it.

So. Bank holiday Sunday. One more night out tonight- nothing solid planned but I will be out causing mayhem...