“He claimed he took Uranus apart”

Even though I find my tolerance diminishes

When I start a trilogy I've just got to finish it

Hence I ploughed though a huge excess

of surrealist cut-up with The Nova Express

Sense-withdrawal, lemur people

All mashed up with the previous sequel

So even though it's a terrible bore

It's not Deja Vu; I have read it before

What surprised me though, and here's some news

Scientology was practised before Tom Cruise

Pushed it out into the mainstream media

Published in 62, and you can read it here

Not that it made a great deal of sense,

and I doubt it was based on real events

I can give you an example straight of the mark:

He claimed he took Uranus apart

I don't see how this could have gone on, hey?

What? You mean it's a double entendre?

The notes at the back made a huge investigation

to minor changes in punctuation

in the way he left his ellipses scattered

But I failed to see how that really mattered

when none of it made sense anyway

Give me Naked Lunch over this any day

A trio of stories with minimal synergy

I'm glad to say I've finished the trilogy.

Moving onto a different media

A review of a podcast is what you can read here

“So something I can listen to, is what you're tellin' me?”

Indeed. And it's called “My Own Worst Enemy.”

Danny Whittaker has done his research

and produced a series of audio features

packed with information on mental health

with expert speakers and, of course, himself

phobias, history and a range of conditions

are covered in the 'cast, so give it a listen!

We party through the week, yeah? Don't you know?

With Tuckshop Mondays at Lola Lo

Student night with decent people

With a refurb covering cellar to steeple

The atmos and prices I've gotta respect,

But I'd advise the bar to sack their architect

The flow of wines and juice was steady

But the tile decorations were loose already

Also, could the management consider a suggestion?

They might want to change up their music selection

I realise that playing RnB is all it takes

But I am fucking sick of always hearing Drake

Seeing as Tahitian vibes are all what it's about,

Why not mix it up with a little tropical house?

So Monday nights are back on track,

And like Arnie keeps saying, I'll be back.