What is the City but the People? And a New Bar? And a Police Car Chase? and Reality TV Stars?

Confidence through action, it's gone past talk

That's how I've auditioned to do a catwalk

I was feeling brave and want to conquer fears

I found a group of people wanting volunteers

to join an event in the centre of Piccadilly

MIF starts with What is the City

Too short and too plain was my suspicion

but the organisers seemed to like my audition

So I'm hoping to hear back from the team soon,

if I'll be taking those strides on the 29^th of June.

Also in the city, we'll see treat

heading it's way to Peter Street

Finally the shell of Bar Thirty Eight

Will transform itself from dirty to great

So if you want a new place to sup from a chalice

You'll have to wait for Tup Tup Palace.

Police are currently chasing these down Huddersfield road. Presumed stolen car. pic.twitter.com/FI9vT1kYeI

— Matt Tuckey (@matthewtuckey) April 4, 2017

Earlier this week on Thursday night

I joined Cool Bars to go to Socialite

We started in Sakana and celebs were in there

celebrating the launch of Perky Pear

most of them left before I could find them

But I managed to grab Katie Salmon from Love Island

I met her on the hottest weekend of the summer

A lovely girl and a hell of a stunner.

One more thing, and don't be bitter,

but X Factor's Ellis Lacey follows me on Twitter.