I
fully admit to having shit-all knowledge about- or interest in, for
that matter- football. In fact, I openly hate it as a sport. It's a
game that's impossible to play without breaking the rules, hence why
most televised games have epic stoppage time due to cards being
dished out etc.
There's
a preconceived idea that footballers do really well with women. Maybe
true. Mario Balotelli, it seems, is an exception to the rule. This
could have something to do with the fact that he's a bit of a moron.
See his “Top ten stupidest quotes”.
Furthermore,
comments under this Facebook picture indicate that this image is of a
Facebook message from Balotelli himself to a model from Manchester.
Fuck
me. Somebody with worse game than me.
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