Monday 28 February 2022

MMMF Carnival Returns

Last November saw a night of 00s-era funky house acts descend on Bowlers Exhibition Centre for the Manchester Made Me Funky Carnival. Born out of a secret Facebook group, the event brought together the members – all clubbers from back in the day – for one more night of funky house music, featuring the singers and producer / DJs that created it. 

The event was such a blast that very quickly another event was scheduled, with a new lineup. Headlining this Saturday night are Kathy Brown - vocalist on Soul Central’s track Strings of Life (Stronger on My Own) – and house maestros The Freemasons (Love on my Mind, Beyonce’s Ring the Alarm remix, Uninvited). I’ve been trying to see Freemasons DJ for years, but every time they’re in Manchester, something gets in the way. 

Nothing will this time. There are still tickets: get involved!

Sunday 27 February 2022

Aliens Omnibus: Volume 5

 



In my teen days I loved reading the original Aliens spin-off novels. The 1986 James Cameron movie is an all-time classic, so of course it spawned an entire range of novels and graphic novels, and even crossovers (blame these for the rise of the Aliens vs Predator franchise… or the game that preceded them). 

After a 7-year hiatus, the series returned under a different publisher. Original Sin by Michael Jan Friedman dropped in 2005, followed by DNA War by Diane Carey. These were collected in Omnibus 5, a present I got last Christmas. 

The plot this time is set immediately after the movie Alien Resurrection, centuries after the previous films- and novels- take place. Ripley’s clone, along with survivors Call, Johner and Vriess, crash-land in Paris, Earth. 

This novel serves to enrich the plot of the original Alien movie (1979), with some interesting theories on what shady company Weyland Yutani knew before The Nostromo spaceship responded to the alien distress beacon. There’s also more light shed on Ripley’s daughter, and we’re introduced to a journalist who wants to expose the story of these aliens ravaging entire planets, before the book descends into the violent, acid-splattered mayhem the franchise is known for. The tropes are all there: the twists, the dodgy companies, the bee-like alien family structure. 

Fun, but you know what you’re getting with anything Aliens. There was more that the author could have said about journalism far into the future, but that was sidelined to focus on the alien species. The new series seems more complex than I remember the original books (Earth Hive, Nightmare Asylum et al) being. 

One difference to my perception of these books these days: When I read the originals, the real-world internet was very small, and my family- like some others- were maybe just getting online at the time. These days, the web is inescapable. I now find myself thinking, years into the future, would they not have an advanced method of sharing info about dangerous parasitic creatures that impregnate you and burst you of your body? Why are people, in this fictional world, not prepared for this? 

Overthinking. A fun story. 

DNA War opens with a new story strand, with entirely new characters on another planet. Anthropologist Jacosta Malvaux – as pretentious a woman as her name suggests – sets up an outpost to study the aliens. With the belief that she will ‘one day walk among them,’ she begins her investigation and finds that they don’t attack. 

However, her son, a gun-for-hire type stationed on another planet, loses contact, and gathers a team to find his mum. The bloodbath a familiar reader will expect doesn’t happen, though. Not at first, at least. 

Unusually for the franchise, this novel is told first-person, from Malvaux’s son’s perspective. He takes us down to the planet, where aliens are warring with each other and largely leaving the humans alone. Things, of course, don’t stay that way for long. 

This addition presents a few surprising twists, not least that a) Americans are still using imperial measurements centuries into the future, and b) the author decides to switch to metric half way through. There are good sci-fi ideas like cloaking devices that make humans undetectable to aliens, and radio interference affecting both humans and aliens, and bad ideas too, like humans still engaging in marriage and prayer thousands of years into the future. These ideas get more ridiculous as the book goes on, ending with some questions answered, some not. 

An enjoyable but corny addition to the canon.

Saturday 26 February 2022

Social Dieting Review

A month ago I made a return to what I call ‘social dieting’: eating clean most days, and only breaking on the diet for social situations. 

It’s been reasonably easy to stick to, with supermarket visits being the only challenge. (Maybe I shouldn’t have had those bought-in pizzas, but that was the worst thing I ate.) I managed to evade chocolate, alcohol and microwave meals (except those Tesco Finest affairs which weren’t too fatty and came as a deal). I kept a check on the warning labels on most food: most supermarkets products now feature small warnings with green, orange and red labels indicating different levels of salt, sugar and fat. If you stay away from the reds, you’ll be fine. 

Despite trying to reignite a social life after 2 years of lockdown-induced desolation… I didn’t go out anywhere. I went for 1 pub lunch with the family. 

I was around 87-88kg at the start of the project. I’m currently around 83-84kg. It’s a start. I was around 81-82 2 weeks ago. At the gym I added one more to my bicep chin-up record. 

I’m going to continue the principal of social dieting for the moment. This shouldn’t be too difficult considering I have nothing resembling a social life at the time of writing.

Saturday 19 February 2022

Smoothie Diet Review

Last Saturday I began a 14-day smoothie diet, using a guide from Your Healthy World. (It was actually from a colleague.) I’ve been meaning to do this for about a year. It promises I’ll lose 7kg of fat. I wasn’t so sure, but figured, ‘after’ the pandemic, I’d give it a shot. 

Last week, I could put it off no longer. The guide mostly asks for fruit, with ‘handfuls’ of kale and spinach added in. Seems a bit fruit-heavy to me, but I gave it a shot anyway. I added more kale and spinach than it asked for, because if I didn’t, it would go off. As a result, there was no room in my 2.5 litre blender for the rest of the fruit. Much of this, including the leafy veg, passed their sell-by date before I could blend it. 

It also meant that, before long, the smoothies were all fruit-based. I guess I could have blended all the kale and spinach first, separately, then sealed and refrigerated it, then added it when needed to other smoothies. 

Effort. 

I started the diet at 83-83.4kg. The guide allows for nuts and raisins as snacks- I found I could munch through entire packets during the day, particularly in work or if I was out anywhere. At home, it wasn’t so bad. Generally, the smoothies kept me pretty full. But the sugar destroyed my sleep, and left me drained. 

I caved in Wednesday lunch time and got pie, chips and beans from my local butty shop. I was 82.1kg that night. I did add one more to my bicep chinup record, but it wasn't worth the effort for a minimal amount of weight loss.

Saturday 12 February 2022

14 - Day Smoothie Diet

Just before the start of the pandemic – perhaps March 2020- a colleague gave me a PDF 12-day Smoothie Slim Detox diet plan. I’ve been waiting for the pandemic to be ‘over’ so I knew the gym would be open whilst I worked this plan.

We’re now way into February, 2022, and I’ve ran out of excuses. I start today. I’ve been to Tesco to grab the hordes of leafy veg and the wide range of fruit it allows. The plan tells you exactly what to buy, and when, in 2 goes.

So. Today I hit the gym as per, and weighed in at around 83.4kg. The plan suggests a 7kg weight loss. I’ll try and get that to 10 by adding in extra exercise.

I’m likely to keep this going until Saturday after next.

Friday 4 February 2022

20 Years of Meetup Meetup

Yesterday Meetup CEO David Siegel went live on Zoom to give an update of the site’s new updates. I made some Teeline notes. Can I decipher them? Well, partly. 

In the event ‘20 Years of Meetup,’ he explained that the Meetup site emerged to serve his local New York community after the tragedy of 9/11, and the need people felt to come together, mourn, and recover. He listed his top 10 achievements either in place or coming soon. 

10) The Mission is Forever. Meetup won’t stop. 

9) Getting back to the growth they saw before the pandemic. 

8) Meetup is redefining the rules on friendship. 

7) Brands have seen growth through the pandemic. 

6) Organiser content drives learning. 

5) A new ‘organiser app’ will put more power in your pocket. 

4) This was something about community. 

3) Prepare for the endemic pandemic- making making events safe. Disclosure of vaccination status will be optional at events. 

2) Something about new organisers and a monthly total. 

1) Something about driving your sales and products. Members can ‘pitch in,’ offer to pay towards the group’s cost. Meetup will have better communication tools (messaging, comments will be refined etc.) 

A Q+A session took place, using Zoom’s comment function. In this we learned all currencies will be eligible for the ‘pitch in’ function. RSVPs will have more reminders, increasing the chances of people attending. An organiser deciding to request a small fee for the event has shown to increase the chances of people showing up. That’s as much as I got. 

There’s more info on new features on the site over at their What’s New page.

Tuesday 1 February 2022

Teeline Fast: Review

Back in March last year, I found a PDF of Teeline Fast, a guide book to teeline shorthand. First published in 1990, the book lays out clear, informative notes on how to begin a foray into this form of fast notetaking. I made a mental note to come back to the book and give it a shot, once the lockdown was lifted and I was doing something other than reading. 

January rolled around, and I knew it would be a quiet month, so I spent my free time – including a couple of weeks’ annual leave- dabbling in Teeline. I got maybe a third of the way through the book in the month. I knew going over things repeatedly would help to drum them into my head, hence the repeat symbols in the pic. This was worth doing this way.

I’d done the Joining Letters section and had moved onto learning The Vowels. That said, throughout the book, I frequently failed the interspersed tests and would join letters up the wrong way. Occasionally I’d get them right. I’ve a long way to go. 

I plan to have another go at Teeline with the same book, perhaps not focusing another entire month on it but dipping in for a few minutes a day, seeing if I can improve. The plan for 2022 is also to get back to event blogging where good Teeline would be a huge benefit.