Monday 31 July 2023

Last week of this Viking project

Can’t wait for it to be over so I can eat some normal food, to be honest. And have lunch. 2 months of this. 

I’m still hammering through this Amazon Prime trial doing chin-ups and dips, as Vikings would have (without the streaming). Vikings Season 4 is still weak. Nowhere near as good as the first 3 seasons. But there are a good handful of decent movies on Prime, so I’ve been watching them instead. American Sniper, 80s classic Wargames and 90s action drama Heat are 3 worth looking at, plus many others. A good mix of new and old material, in contrast to Netflix’s routine of showing mostly very recent films and programmes. 

I’ve got a Viking recipe review to share, which will go up on whichever #psychologysaturday for which I don’t have a Universal Credit update. I’ll update a blog post about the best nightspots in Manchester, and I’ll review the Viking project too, as my deadline is Friday. I’ve also got a predictions post that has been almost ready for several months. 

Plus, yesterday I went to Comic Con Manchester and have some amazing photos to share and stories to retell. The con included, as it happens, someone known for playing a Viking, along with some other Viking content. 

There’s also a review of what I managed to do before turning 41 and I guess I’d better start planning what to do before turning 42. I have some ideas. 

Earlier this week I broke Viking tradition and had lunch in Tattu, one of the most beautiful restaurants in Manchester with an equally exquisite menu. Their Moon Stand Lunch deal - 3 plates for £15 - is well worth sampling if you’re off midweek.

Saturday 29 July 2023

Steady Progress with Universal Credit

I’m still in contact with Help to Claim and HTCL who’s helping me make a UC claim. I’ve sent her some more info – P60 and the like – but it’s the weekend now, so I’ll have to wait a little longer. It looks like my amount should be roughly the same as what I got on Working Tax Credit. Being under what’s known as ‘Managed Migration’ is adding complication, but is what gives me eligibility, it seems, in the first place. Will I get it? Who knows. Am I just going to be stung as a disabled man, like I was when I lost the Daily Living element when I moved from DLA to PIP? I guess I’ll find out.

Friday 28 July 2023

A story of the Lewinsky Clinton Scandal... From Tameside

27th July, 1998: White House intern Monica Lewinsky meets with Ken Starr’s prosecutors in New York City. The next day, they announce an immunity deal for her. 

In September, I start a media course at Tameside College. Here's a story of how the two seemingly unrelated worlds collide.

 

Monday 24 July 2023

Comic Con Manchester This Weekend

Monopoly Events brings Comic Con back to Manchester this weekend. Sadly Kyle McLachan (Blue Velvet, Showgirls, Twin Peaks, Dune) has pulled out. I hadn’t bought a ticket to meet him as he was dear as fuck, but I have got tickets for other photo ops. I’m going on the Sunday. 

It’s my birthday on the Saturday. I’ve challenged myself to do 6 things this year. I just about managed them all. Sorta. Expect a write-up of the final project, Viking Month Practical, plus a review of the year. 

Also on the blog, I’m updating a post about the best nightspots in Manchester, something I wrote around a decade ago. Most of the places I’d mentioned closed down, but plenty of others have opened in their place. 

Also, supermarket Lidl liked my tweet about bumbags and you either know Jessica Starling or you don’t… here’s her knowledgeable response to celebrity gossip email Popbitch and their baboon vs badger conundrum:

Saturday 22 July 2023

A Pickle with HMRC

This pickle has been a long time coming. As documented on the 8th, Working Tax Credits are stopping and being replaced with Universal Credit

I expected to be turned away due to savings being above the limit, but it seemed, from the government info I’d looked through, that even if my finances dropped below that threshold, I’d still be rejected on account of hours worked. Those are below the threshold for UC too. It’s my understanding that WTC could only be paid out to people working more than a certain number of hours a week. I believe it’s 25, more than what I work. 

The loophole is, if you were claiming Disability Living Allowance, you could claim WTC even if you worked fewer hours than that. With Personal Independence Payment, the replacement disability benefit, there were ways to claim WTC too, but you need a good Welfare Rights officer to explain the situation to you, and implement the necessary form filling and phone calls. No way could any regular person navigate HMRC that way. HMRC treated me (and my mum, who spoke on my behalf) with utter contempt. 

Some years ago, 2018, while UC was being rolled out and after I’d managed to get onto PIP, I fortunately found a competent Welfare Rights Officer – I referred to her as TJ - who explained how to get back onto WTC. It largely involved her bollocking the call handler at HMRC. But in the end, WTC were reinstated and financially my head has been above water since. 

The inevitable has happened, though, and I’ve been asked to apply for UC. 

On Thursday, when I was off work, I had a go online. How many hours a week to I work? Well, it’s 3 full days. Do I include lunch? I dunno. I went to entitledto, some kind of independent benefits advice page, although ran and financed by whom isn’t explained. As I went through their process, I was warned that ‘in return for my UC payment I was agreeing to look for extra work.’ Easier said than done when you’re brain-damaged, Einstein. 

Their online benefits calculator told me my entitlement was zero. 

Next I visited the building where TJ had worked, behind Oldham Job Centre – it’s shut down. I asked in the Job Centre. They told me to go to the One Stop Shop in the entrance of the Civic Centre. One Stop Shop gave me the number for Help to Claim, providing ‘enhanced, free, confidential and impartial support to help people make a Universal Credit claim.’ 

I spoke to the Help to Claim lady – we’ll call her HTCL – she was very informative and helpful, to be fair. I’ve disclosed my savings, hours to work and current benefits claimed, along with income etc. I should be eligible for UC at the standard allowance. HTCL explained that the timing is important – the moment you make a UC claim, WTC will stop. So, my claim should be made after the middle of September. 

She also explained that, because I am being moved across - under what’s called ‘managed migration’ - the £16K savings threshold won’t apply. It also seemed apparent from the phone call that my income was also too high, which is absurd as I’m a part time business support officer and my take-home monthly wage just hit 4 figures for the first time in my life. 

I should receive what’s known as a ‘transitional element’ as I’m moved across. 

There was a suggestion at this point that I make an application on Saturday (the day of writing this). HTCL then went away to do some further research and called me back a few hours later. There had been a problem, she told me, coming to a conclusion re my entitlement. She promised to forward my case over to an expert team who should get back to her – and her to me – on Wednesday. But, she suggests, I should be able to claim roughly the same weekly amount as I was getting on WTC. She emailed me to ask a few extra details; I replied after 5pm on the Friday. 

We’ve got a call booked in on Wednesday, when I’m next off work. So, it’ll be Monday at the earliest but probably Wednesday before there’s any movement, but this is progress. 

Now, I haven’t made this application today. Should I have done? I’m not sure. I would have thought not, if we’re still waiting to hear back from her colleagues. 

I guess I’ll update this next week, when things should have moved on somewhat. All of the above is based on the notes I tapped into a Word doc during the phone calls, and Teeline notes I made wandering from building to building in Oldham, and at home on the phone to HtC. 

Am I doing this right? You tell me, I’m the brain-damaged one. That’s why I’m claiming.

Sunday 16 July 2023

Half way through this Viking Practical Project.

This month I’m attempting to take on a few tenets of Viking lifestyle. I’m cooking rustic. I’m eating twice a day. I’m working out traditionally, with bodyweight exercises. I can wide-grip chin-up 20 reps now. I can horizontal overhand chin-up 23. I’m doing loads of this at home and the gym, making the most of an Amazon Prime trial in the process. Plying my body with veg is steadily paying off. I’m still way too heavy though. 

In other news, Manchester club Vision – a venue to which I managed to attend the launch – has lost its licence after numerous violent incidents. Well, it’s Whitworth St, right around the corner from Deansgate Locks. What do you expect? 3 people were stabbed there 10 weeks apart. The M.E.N says it’s to remain closed as a unit, not being replaced.

Saturday 15 July 2023

Pork and Barley Stew with Dumplings

I got around to cooking from Eat Like a Viking!, a 2018 cookbook by Craig Brooks AKA Saxon Forager. I picked out Pork and Barley Stew with Dumplings, something that differs from a lot of the book’s recipes in that it’s a whole meal with meat, carbs and veg. 

Honestly, I didn't get on with this recipe. It took nearly 3 and a half hours to prep and cook, and nearly 2 hours of that was simmering time. The pork I found in Tesco were chops, so I had to cut it up into chunks myself. Only this and mince were available. It was a lot of work.

 

I plan on trying out another recipe, but I’ve got the rest of this finished product to eat, and I’m only eating twice a day as the Vikings did. So I’m stuck with this food for the next few days. I’m going to have to eat a lot in each sitting. 

Joy.

Monday 10 July 2023

Ready for Comic Con Manchester?

Comic Con Manchester is at the end of this month. I’ve got my tickets for the event, plus photos with a few different stars. Managed to get the tickets through the website on someone else’s phone. Never seems to work for me for some reason. But now it is done! And look at this for a line-up!

Also, in the Viking theme, I’m looking forward to cooking from this over the next month: 

 

Sunday 9 July 2023

1 Million Hit Night Out

I wanted to do something to mark passing the million page view mark on this blog, which happened at the end of April.  

Took me long enough to get around to it, but I managed to get a few mates out to Stevenson Square in the Northern Quarter last night. A good gathering, a mix of music (some house and techno, some hip hop) and some great cocktails. I was steaming. The purpose really was to get some mates together and have a good night, more than put an emphasis on blogging, as I’m the only one in my group that does it. Went well, I thought, if you ignore the unfortunate downpour that occurred the moment I left the house and didn’t stop until I got in.

Great night, tbf, but sadly my Street Cars driver didn’t know where Morrisons at Piccadilly Gardens was. Absurd. Plus their prices have gone up. 

In other news, this is me on Threads, Instagram’s attempt to rip off Twitter. Give us a follow. I’ve also applied to Blue Sky Social, some other Twitter-like platform. You have to wait for the admins to let you onto the site via an invite code. I applied several days ago. I might be waiting a while.  I’m working through this Viking project still, now looking at the more practical side – workouts cooking and suchlike. The beard is getting bigger. I bought this:

Expect to see some of these written up on the blog soon.

Saturday 8 July 2023

New HMRC Woes

Well, the inevitable has happened, and I’ve been asked to apply for Universal Credit, a benefit for which I’m not entirely sure I’m eligible. Working Tax Credits end I believe next year, with Universal Credit replacing it, so for some reason HMRC – who tax me on my wage – want to see the payslips that they already deduct from. 

I’ve managed to print one out in work, as we don’t get automatic physical copies any more and my printer at home doesn’t work as it’s been so long since I printed anything the cartridge appears to have dried up. I’m not buying another cartridge every 12 months whenever I need to print a solitary piece of A4. I plan on having a go at this application tomorrow. Will I need more than one payslip? Unsure. 

I will need to (again) submit my psych assessment and any correspondence between my GP and the numerous therapists I’ve dealt with over the years. Joy. It’ll doubtlessly be an arduous task, as was getting Tax Credits back after DLA was stopped and I was asked to apply for PIP (an experience I should probably recount on here one day). 

A good Welfare Rights officer is essential, to point out if you’re being misinformed (a high likelihood) or doing it wrong (in my case, also high). I have til 15th September, but I want to sort this quickly. 

The system itself is designed to be difficult, as experience has always told me. The Big Issue have reported on DWP whistleblowers admitting the system is ‘target-driven’ and disabled people are ‘set up to fail.’ but then, nothing is new there. Anyone who has applied for PIP knows you’re treated like a liar and a con artist. Citizen’s Advice Oldham were good for me a while back. They’re based behind the Job Centre, off Union St. 

I’ll update next week.

Tuesday 4 July 2023

Viking Month: Practical

Here we go. A month to 41 years old. 

The last challenge I set myself last year was to start to take on the tenets of a Viking lifestyle. I’ve just spent a month researching my Viking ancestry, and watching a ton of Viking show The Last Kingdom. I’ve emailed many museums and public bodies to see whether they know anything about Toki, the Viking tribe from which the Tuckey surname derives. I’ve found a few interesting points (that can be found in previously uploaded posts). 

Just today, in fact, I got a reply from Clare Hyatt from National Museums Scotland, again referencing the Toki Runestone, and other museum finds from the Viking era. 

Next up: less researching, more practical. 

Don’t worry, no village raiding / murdering / raping, but certainly more gym work that mirrors the average activities of a 9th century Norseman: pulley work to mirror the effect of wood cutting and swordplay, deadlift, farmer’s walk, chin-ups, dips, rowing. Possibly some axe throwing at venues like Whistle Punks. My mum does a lot of outdoor craft, woodcutting etc. I’ll see whether there’s anything I can help with that suits. More authentic rustic food: The veg (roasted or stewed), dairy, only unprocessed meat maybe once a week, porridge, bread, and apples as the only fruit. I know a cookbook I should probably buy. I’ll still be eating only twice a day. That said, I still have tons of freezer food that needs finishing. 

It’ll be a mix. 

I’ll probably be watching a ton more Viking shows on Netflix, whilst working out. I weighed myself this morning: a tragic 83.1kg. I’d like to lose 11kg this month.

Monday 3 July 2023

Million Hit Pissup

 

I might regret this, but here we go: Back in April I got this blog past the 1 million hit mark. It took 14+1/2 years. I’m now at 1 million and 29 thousand, after a recent influx in page views that seemed to have ebbed off. Rumour is it was a bot traffic surge on the Blogger platform. Sadly not an immediate uplift in appreciation of my writing ‘talent.’ 

Oh well. Anyway, I’ve been meaning to celebrate it for a while, so I’m going to Flok in Stevenson Square, Northern Quarter, on Saturday night. It’s a nice, tidy, non-chavvy but non-pretentious bar in prime location with plenty of other options around it. Come say hi. If I’ve moved onto nearby bars, Insta me

On the blog, stay tuned for the start of the more practical part of this Viking project.

Sunday 2 July 2023

Alan Arkin / Frederick Forrest

Another week and another famous person has died, or more aptly, two: this time the supremely talented Alan Arkin. He excelled as psychiatrist Dr Oatman in Grosse Pointe Blank: 

 And held his own against a cohort of gifted actors in Glengarry Glen Ross as struggling salesman George Aaronow: 

And more recently I spotted him in true-life Iran Hostage Crisis movie Argo.

Also an underrated talent who passed this week: Frederic Forrest, Chef from Apocalypse Now. The greatest war movie ever made (on which I did a quarter of my second year dissertation). 

 Forrest was also in The Conversation, another 70s movie, these three being the most recognisable of his films, but a man of his skill should really have been a household name.