Saturday, 12 November 2016

Mastermix in Warehouse Project



5th November: I bought a ticket for this through resale at the last minute after my group had all bought theirs. I didn't think I was that familiar with the lineup, but I hadn't noticed Seth Troxler was in there and a few videos I've seen of his sets were brilliant. And I didn't want to leave my mates, so I thought, fuck it, debit card time!

We got there early. The Store Street venue was heaving by 21:30- 9pm was the weirdly-early last entry time- and our spot near the DJ booth in the main room was encroached by more punters, gradually pushing us to the back of the hall. People were generally friendly though.

Gratefully there was a cash bar, so we didn't have to blow money on a sheet of tokens like at Sankeys Warehouse






The night progressed from tech house from Gerd Janson into something a little more melodic but still contemporary from Ricardo Villalabos and Troxler, though to 70's funk from Jackmaster and Marcel Dettmann right at the end of the night.

We also dived into room 2 for Bicep. Certainly the best laser show, and still great music. A smaller space made for roasting temperatures.


We left when it closed at 5am. We'd spent as long in there as we would in a normal working day, but it flew by 20 times faster. Our group had a variety of favourites, meaning we'd picked a good all-rounder. Troxler and Villalabos really surprised me; I'd put them at the top.

Further events should be great at The Warehouse Project, so keep your eyes on their calendar. If an event is listed as sold out, it's worth also checking Resident Advisor for their tickets as there may be batches being sold there too.

Always photograph your ticket in case you lose it!



Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Food at Artisan



Forever humble and hugely grateful
to be offered up drinks and food by the plateful
101 retweets, and one was chosen
and guess who it was, some blogger from Oldham!
Before we ate we thought we'd grab a drink
So I started with a Passion fruit and pomegranate sling

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I arrived at Artisan for the winning deal
and gazed through the window at the view of Spinningfields
My friends turned up, and we were taken over
to our table past the kitchen with its flavour and aroma
A cosy spot but with space to sit though,
as I chowed down on my braised chorizo
and cippolini onions as the starter came first
and the grapefruit and berry really quenched the thirst

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Me and my squad were pleased further with ease,
when they brought my gourmet burger with cheese


The group were all happy with the rest of the mains
and we ate so much that all was left were remains
Then, with a napkin stuffed in my shirt,
I just about found room for dessert.

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The women enjoyed it as much as the men did,
elegant, refined, and highly recommended
So whether you're a veggie or you like your meat,
whether it's regular or just for a treat
Whether you get there by car or tram,
at least once just try the food at Artisan.

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

I recently found South Park The Scripts: Book Two in the same Oxfam as I found Book One.


Great memories from I think the second and third seasons of the show, which I watched when I was fifteen to seventeen years old. Read book one a few months ago. Still surprised how many jokes went over my head as a teenager. Brilliantly scripted. There was a lull in quality in the third season, but the show has held on for nearly two decades now and is still going.

Currently whipping through a number of short books, this being one of them, after spending nearly a year reading the monstrously large Void Trilogy.

Monday, 7 November 2016

Come and Party Like Gatsby


1922. The tempo of the city had changed sharply, the buildings were higher, the parties were bigger, the morals were looser and the liquor was cheaper. The restlessness approached hysteria.

My name is Jay Gatsby. People know my name without knowing who I am. This year, I am going to be in England and I want to arrange a little party in my new residence. It would be my pleasure to welcome you as my guest. Please dress in your finest attire. The décor will be mesmerizing and the music will never stop. I have invited my best artists from all of Europe for one night full of magic and madness. Expect the unexpected.

Your old sport,
Jay Gatsby

-Party Like Gatsby
 
Get your tuxedo, your ball gown or your headpiece at the ready. Maybe watch a load of Prohibition movies if you need a little inspiration. Party Like Gatsby is an international series of 1920s- style, Great Gatsby-inspired parties that take place across the world. On Saturday, Victoria Warehouse in Trafford will host the next event. Manchester Cool Bars and Clubs are offering you the opportunity to go with like-minded people and meet new friends on this unique night. There are still regular tickets available, which is what our group has purchased. We're meeting first in the similarly-themed Albert's Schloss on Peter St- a large steinhaus-style bar with retro-themed stage shows, live music and elegant vintage décor. From 9pm.

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Menagerie and Love Island Cast in Socialite


Thursday night: went out for drinks with Manchester Cool Bars to new bar Menagerie in Spinningfields. There was a small crowd, but even on a quieter night the bar offers its unique aerial shows. It's a little off the beaten track if you're coming from the Deansgate end, but worth the walk to the New Bailey area in Salford at the back of Spinningfields. The zoo-themed restaurant offers fire eaters, aerial dancers, acrobats and of course cocktails. Really enjoyed the experience.

We then walked over to LIV for Socialite. The cast of ITV2's Love Island were in the house, including Adam J, (taller than expected) Scott, Kady, and Terry, who I got a handshake off. Stop the press. Album here. Enjoyed the night! (Aside from when some woman complained after I told her she was like a “young, fit Michelle Obama.” Some people will just not take a compliment.)

More food, drink and house music updates to follow.

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

The Evolutionary Void


I've been reading The Void Trilogy since the start of January, expecting the three Science Fiction books to take me all year. Peter F Hamilton's books chronicle the life of Edeard, a young officer in a distant-future world who has strong mind-reading capabilities and is at first intent on wiping out corruption in his home city, but soon becomes an almost Jesus-like figure that people follow. Edeard's world exists inside The Void, an artificial galaxy. Inigo, a young man who lives in The Commonwealth- a star system outside of The Void, also develops a bit of a cult following when he realises his dreams are being transmitted through the 'giafield'- think intergalactic broadband- and these dreams convince their followers, known as The Living Dream, to plan a pilgrimage into The Void. This pilgrimage, it is expected, will create a hyper-massive expansion, which will cause The Void to devour planets in order to receive energy to sustain itself. The inhabitants of the nearby galaxy, the Raiel, have sworn to stop the expansion by any means necessary- they must go to war with The Living Dream.

By the third book, a young divorcee named Araminta has accepted that she is the second dreamer, and now her visions will encourage more people to make the pilgrimage. This means various factions want her dead.

Breathe in... breathe out. Still with me? Okay. As I started to read this third book, around the start of April, the weather was horrific. It snowed some time in that month, so I stayed in reading, but as summer belatedly meandered into northern England I found less time for books. When I did, I couldn't keep up with the plot and the science infused into the story was going over my head. But, to the book's credit, at least the science was there. The Temporal Void was more fantasy than sci-fi, and was hoping The Dreaming Void would realign to the genre it purports to be. It did.

To start, the people of Makkathran- the pre-industrial-revolution-style town inside The Void- start to latch on that banishing bandits into the wilderness outside their town only shifts the problem on, and Edeard finally introduces community service. Bravo. So the mentality of the characters in Makkathran start to develop themselves.

Hamilton's language, however, has remained static. Throughout the trilogy there's lengthy and largely unnecessary details about Edeard's fantasy-like sex life, and over-descriptive action sequences that abate the story's pace at times when it needs to move the quickest. 'Raw excitement accelerated his heart, sending hot blood pounding through his body.' Surely it was his heart rate, not his actual pulmonary muscle? Unless someone was flinging it across the room (which they weren't). And surely hot blood would have been pumping through his body already, otherwise there'd be a slight problem with the continuation of the plot: he'd be dead. Hamilton has a habit of describing something in one way, then depicting the same thing with other words. The extraneous descriptions do nothing to further illustrate the scene or move along the plot.

Another example: 'Marius had been fascinated by The Heart and the notions it sang of. There was really no other way of describing it.' Well, that isn't a description in the first place. But Hamilton then disproves his own suggestion on the same page, by describing it as 'vast' and 'aloof.' No wonder The Evolutionary Void is 700 pages. The credit crunch must really have been hammering Pan Macmillan in 2010, as nobody seemed to do any editing.

During yet ANOTHER sex scene, or at least leading up to one, a female character says, 'I learned about reflexes. Particularly the involuntary ones.' As opposed to what? Voluntary reflexes? Biotopics seem to suggest that voluntary and involuntary responses are separate, and that reflexes fall under 'involuntary,' which falls in line with what I remember from secondary school biology. Aviva health site backs this up: 'A reflex is an involuntary response to a stimulus.'

How can Britain's leading Science Fiction writer not know that distinction?

So, yeah, wads of science, if you can grasp that kind of thing, in and amongst the inaccuracies. A thoroughly ridiculous story but somewhat enjoyable, although hard work. I appear to have been reading this ridiculous book for SEVEN MONTHS. I'm all Sci-Fi'd out now. As the Monty Python team would say...


Monday, 31 October 2016

Come to New Spinningfields Bar Menagerie



Only kings, presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we'.”
-Mark Twain, US author and humourist

Twain missed one out- people who hammer Meetup to stay social also have that right as far as I'm concerned. He died 106 years ago though, so I'll let him off.

Has anyone noticed a flurry of motivational meetup groups emerging over the last couple of weeks? Lead, Gain Influence Achieve your Goals led the pack. Following this was Get it Done, Shape your Destiny, Dare to Dream in Manchester, Manchester Self Improvement Meetup, Manchester Self Esteem Enhancement Meetup, Conscious Integration Meetup... and you're guaranteed to see more over the next year. Meetup is getting huge.

I might try a few of them- I hope they're genuinely helpful. I find a lot of these things tend not to be, though, and I've come away from motivational meetups usually not feeling any more motivated or enlightened than I was before I walked through the door. There have been charlatans before Meetup; there still will be as it grows. Certainly leave a comment if you've been to any of these and tell us how it was for you.

Away from motivational groups, Manchester House and Techno Meetup is possibly the group I was looking for years ago before RnB became as popular as it is. I've not joined a new Meetup group in ages as Manchester Cool Bars has been great for me, and the friends I met though another group (that we were all collectively booted out of) I tend to meet up with away from Meetup, but I might give this one a shot. Likewise, Clubbers and Ravers: Nightowls sounds equally tempting. (That said, I just joined and saw that the organiser is the same person that booted loads of us out of his other aforementioned group. This was because said organiser didn't get invited to a party one of us threw. Let's not go there.)

Meetup is getting huge- new groups are opening every day in a number of different niches. They aren't all just 'going out' groups and motivation groups- I don't tend to promote the more random ones but it's worth a look on the site as Hoop Classes, for instance, might be your thing. The range of groups in Manchester alone is broadening exponentially as are the opportunities to do the things you want to do and meet the people you want to meet.

The best one, of course, is Manchester Cool Bars and Clubs. And while we're on this subject, how are you fixed for Thursday? We're out in town! We're starting in new Spinningfields bar Menagerie and heading on to Socialite at LIV. Menagerie, right at the back of Spinningfields near the River Irwell, marries the zoological to the intoxicating. Stage performances, cocktails and animal-themed décor all coalesce to make a unique drinking experience. Come take a look for yourself from 9pm.

I already have more for next week. You'll have to wait...