Saturday, 28 August 2021

Chicken and Red Pepper Tray Bake

 





I’m really getting into these Roasting Tin recipes. They’re much simpler than many other books but still come with flavour and vitamins, and are low-fat.

I moved on from the fish section to the chicken, and started with this treat. The whole thing took around an hour and a half, double the recommended time. Having memory difficulties means that a multi-step procedure, like following a recipe, can frequently take longer to do. You will have thoughts like, What time did I start cooking? Which draw do I keep my garlic crusher in? Have I made enough space to keep my notebook and pen close by? So, I keep photographing the separate stages and keep making notes on the process. Without the notes, I’ll learn very little.

Keeping track of all this bumps up the time a lot. Following the instructions can be quite straightforward if you’re organised, but the other aspect to cooking with memory difficulties goes a little deeper than organisation: it’s acceptance.

Taking twice the time to complete is okay. I’ve learned to be accepting of this difference. I’m not here to compete against anyone. Cooking isn’t a race. It’s a process elongated by damage to the hippocampus, and that is outside of my control.

I crushed the garlic instead of bashing it, meaning it came out like a puree, instead of the process looking, I guess, this:



My oven doesn’t seem particularly good at getting up to temperature, even though I set it properly and check for the light to go out. After 35 mins It still wasn’t cooked through, so I gave it a full hour.

Verdict: nice, but dry. There’s normally an extra recipe for sauces in these recipes, but not this one, so I mixed up some mayo and a little mustard. (I recommend being conservative with mustard. It’s a fierce taste.)

Saturday, 21 August 2021

Did Nostradamus Predict the Formation of this New Island?

Back in 2012 I read Nostradamus: The Good News by Mario Reading. I reviewed it after reading the whole thing on the exercise bike

Reading has interpreted a number of the 16th century physician and reputed ‘seer’s’ quatrains in Nostradamus: The Good News, first published in 2007. For 2021, Reading analyses and interprets Quatrain 1/21. (The 21 denotes the year 2021 and Nostradamus is, usually, staggeringly accurate with these details.)  

A deep white clay feeds the rock 

Which boils up from an abyss like milk 

Needlessly afraid, the people won’t touch it 

Being ignorant of the clay in the earth’s heart. 

Reading foresees ‘the birth of a new island, due to undersea volcanic activity, in an area of the world still off-limits to the West.’ There have been a couple of instances this year so far that might be relevant.

 

The payload of this pipeline rupture last month was oil, not really clay-like. It didn’t create an island. Plus, the climate crisis is growing in severity by the day, so I’m not sure ‘needlessly afraid’ is appropriate. But then, just days later… Japan gained a new island. 

 

 

The source? An underwater volcanic eruption. The appearance? White-ish. The people won’t touch it as, due to erosion, it is expected to disappear underwater again. 

Reading supposes, ‘Nostradamus describes an environment possibly closed off to Western eyes. North Korea? The Indonesian Archipelago? Cuba?’ 

Again, not far off. The Japanese Archipelago is right next to North and South Korea, with China directly to the west. Hardly the most open and democratic of countries. 

Nostradamus’ next prediction? 2 global powers will unite in 2023.

Sunday, 15 August 2021

Polar / Martial Arts

All I’ve done this week is work out and read books. Here are the books.

Martial Arts of the Orient

Some time in the 90s, I went to a car boot sale somewhere in the UK, probably in the Yorkshire Dales on a family holiday or the like. I found a copy of Martial Arts of the Orient, by Hamlyn Gondola publishers. Although I flipped through it, I never sat and read it. This was way before I ever set foot in a Muay Thai gym at 18.

When I moved out at 28, I did a huge clearout of old books, but this one I hung onto. By that time I’d done 7 years of Muay Thai and 3 years of Mixed Martial Arts. This book came out in 1985, during the Karate boom, the same year as The Karate Kid hit cinemas and martial arts grew hugely in popularity. Since then, the martial arts sphere has grown further and morphed considerably, largely in thanks to the popularity of Mixed Martial Arts tournament UFC.

Due to this expansion, and due to changing societal attitudes generally, Martial Arts of the Orient has dated, and a lot of its claims just aren’t relevant any more. Back then, maybe jujitsu did ‘lack exposure to the general public.’ But it’s now a core component of MMA. Meanwhile, other disciplines are lauded as worthwhile endeavours but are notably absent from the MMA training sphere- Tai Chi, for example is one art I tried after MMA (and found to be utter bullshit). Kung Fu, it claims, is ‘here to stay’- I bet it isn’t. Karate is still a key combat sport in modern western countries, and in fact has been added to the Olympics this year. But in this book, the effectiveness just isn’t believable. Muay Thai isn’t mentioned. The views on women taking up martial arts are badly dated, each sport isn’t properly concluded and the book itself has no overall closing paragraph.

But some of the advice, and some of the details of the art’s origins, are well researched and engaging.

Polar: Came from the Cold

Victor Santos’ sparse, violent graphic novel of a deadly hitman taking on his former employer was recently adapted by Netflix, starring Mads Mikkelsen and Matt Lucas

 


The film had made some adjustments: the employer’s motives are slightly different, and the unfolding of the revenge is more detailed in the movie, but the icy North American landscape and even icier characters slice out of each page. The effect of the scenery is accentuated by the unique landscape layout and limited black-white-and-red palette. A snappy, creative thriller.

Saturday, 14 August 2021

Mackerel and Rhubarb

 

Next up in Rukmini Iyer’s The Roasting Tin: this unusual fish and vegetable pairing. 

Another ingredient in this recipe was half a cucumber, which we were instructed to shave into ribbons. Thinking about it now, that could have been done with a potato peeler, lengthways down the cucumber. At the time, I didn’t have that image in my mind, so I grated the whole thing. I can’t imagine using the other half in any other way, and I need to eat more veg, so in it all went. 

The recipe asks for 650g of rhubarb, but my roasting tin could only fit 400g. The recipe asked for hazelnuts, but I couldn’t find any in the big Tesco so settled for cashews. These seemed to work. 

Cooking time was 15 mins, but I didn’t feel like my oven was hot enough (I really must remember to pay attention to the oven light. I’ve only been living here 2 years; you’d think I’d learn). I gave it an extra 10. It may have needed longer. My prep and cooking time was 1hr 17, way above the 30 mins listed. Such is life with memory difficulties. 

 Result? A weird combination of flavours. Not a favourite.

Sunday, 8 August 2021

Team GB Prevail, Gawker Reincarnates

A quiet week. Team GB once again stormed The Olympics, racking up 65 medals and landing 4th on the table. It’s been superb. Paralympics begins Tuesday 24th. Meanwhile I took part in an IPSOS MORI test about social media use (seems I am a rampant addict- no surprise there) and got £40 of Amazon vouchers. Celebrity comedy blog Gawker is back, after being annihilated by a Hulk Hogan sex tape court case in 2016. Sadly the new, rebranded site has no comment section, one of the most endearing (and frequently funniest) features of the original.

Saturday, 7 August 2021

Andy’s Man Club Oldham- New Location

I made a long-overdue return to the Oldham branch of men’s support group Andy’s Man Club last Monday. It’s a great place to get things off your chest and face the new week afresh. The Oldham branch of the group – one of 58 now operating around the UK- now meets at Oldham Event Centre, home of Oldham Athletic. Heads up- the entrance is on the other side of the stadium to where Google Maps will take you. Or it did me. There’s a big space for the meeting, enough for loads more than were attending, which was a fair crowd. If you think it’ll help, get involved. 7pm, Monday nights.

Sunday, 1 August 2021

I managed to pack a lot into my last week of being a 38-year-old.

What a week. On Monday, I made my long-overdue return to men’s support group Andy’s Man Club, dropping into the Manchester branch. They are now residing in the spacious 86 Princess Street in Chinatown, a ‘characterful and imposing Grade II Listed former textile warehouse.’ Felt great to be back. A top bunch of blokes.


On Thursday I dropped in on Holmfirth, half way between myself and some family, for a birthday meal. Lou and Joe’s Burger Company is a great little restaurant with inventive artwork and burger names.



On Friday- my birthday- I stayed more local, finding the art exhibition Brick by Brick at Gallery Oldham. ‘Internationally renowned artist Michael Brennand-Wood has created four stunning artworks especially for the exhibition.’













Intricately detailed and generously-sized, the totally Lego exhibits shock and amaze.


On a less amazing note, I discussed grammar with comedian Gary Delaney.