I Finally Made it into Popbitch.

Popbitch is a weekly email released by Popdog, a company trading in celeb gossip, rumours and comedy. Last week they mentioned that Piers Morgan has a life-size cut-out of himself in his house. In response to this, I sent them this joke:

I went out with a cardboard cut-out once. She dumped me though, because I stood her up.

They used it, which is great! But they didn't credit me. Not so great. Still, for years I've sent them whatever bits of celeb gossip or humour I can trawl up in the hope they'll stick it in the newsletter. So at least they have done. You'll have to take my word for it that it's mine.

I finally made an improvement at the gym too, slamming an extra 30 metres onto my 10-minute cross trainer record. Seriously, download the PC Radio app onto your smartphone, buy some headphones with hooks in for the ears and put your favourite internet station on and you'll train that little bit harder. Ibiza Global Radio did it for me.