A vain attempt to chat up Malia off Love Island

It's been a few weeks since ITV2's Love Island ended, but it did occur to me that I had this pedantic conversation with the Manchester lass who lasted about a hour in the house. If you were wondering why I'm still single...

Fit though.

Her birthday party was in Manchester's Bijou 25th June, the night it reopened after a refurb. Still haven't checked out that new venue yet. I hear good things. Keep your eye on Cool Bars- an event could be in the pipeline.