Religion
You'll
get every benefit you could get from this and more if you study
psychology instead. All the wonder and life lessons you could ever
need are in science, and they apply to every human on the planet.
The
word 'peng'
Sounds
to much like 'pong.' A fad which will pass.
RnB
nights where women aren't interested in any white guys
I
don't just go out to pull, but, for fuck's sake, it would be nice
once in a while.
Wasting
time on social media
Don't
forget the real world, and your life, which is passing. But please
read the rest of this post.
Selfies
with random girls in clubs
They
don't know what you're going to do with that picture, and how you're
going to caption it, so they might be a little uncomfortable. You're
not Dan Bilzerian, and your
drunk-girl-themed Insta page doesn't make you look popular.
Cheap
umbrellas that go inside out when it's windy
Time
to shell out on something sturdy, or buy a formal raincoat.
Chocolate
binges
You
know how you've had no visible abs since 2010? This is why.
Fast
food
See
above.
Charging
your phone next to your bed, and occasionally looking at it when
you're supposed to be falling asleep
This
is why you've been an insomniac since 2010 too.
Breakfast
first thing in the morning
Consider
this
to get in shape.
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