Cummings 'n' Juice

#isthisthewaytobarnardcastle Cummings and Juice pic.twitter.com/b8HDDwoTTy

— Matt Tuckey (@matthewtuckey) May 26, 2020

 

With so much drama on the BBC it's hard trying to be Mr Matt Tuckey, but I-

Some how, some way- keep coming up with humorous tweets like every single day.

May-I- suggest a little mix-up to the part-y,

and make a few suggestions as I breeze through

4 in the aft 'cause Cummings ain't home, press in the garden til 6 in the morn

So what you wanna do? Sheeit.

There's a pack full of journos and they want answers too.

So turn down the lights and pull down the portcullis

An essential journey with a child, you know this

Rollin down M6 with your COVID

Stoppin' at petrol stations

Faaaailure

Your mind on Barnard Castle, Barnard Castle on your mind