Watch These Irish UFC Fans Go Ballistic at Conor McGregor's Win

Rolled into Genting at 3 in the morning

to catch some of UFC 205

I'd been to a party that was set in the 40s

that had tried to keep the roaring decade alive

So what better way to watch MMA

than in a stiff collared shirt

and a suit of layered grey?

Stood at the bar I bumped into some brethren

who'd been at the casino for 197

Some were local, some were Omagh fellas,

sipping on pints of Cronenberg and Stella

Woodley fought Thompson and Thompson got trounced

and 2 Polish names that I couldn't pronounce

fought for a belt, the champ of strawweight

Johanna retained, but made us all wait

for the main event and the Irish contingent

Who treated the rules like they weren't quite so stringent,

who's rise to stardom was violent and and glorious

who gained the Irish moniker of 'Notorious'

When the fight was stopped, I pretty much missed it

'Cause the Irish fellas went full on ballistic

Throwing chairs with a bawl and a shout

'til the doormen came and threw them all out.

So hats off to McGregor, there's no mystery,

he's the first 2-weight champ in UFC history.