#isthisthewaytobarnardcastle
Cummings and Juice pic.twitter.com/b8HDDwoTTy
—
Matt Tuckey (@matthewtuckey) May
26, 2020
With
so much drama on the BBC it's hard trying to be Mr Matt Tuckey, but
I-
Some
how, some way- keep coming up with humorous tweets like every single
day.
May-I-
suggest a little mix-up to the part-y,
and
make a few suggestions as I breeze through
4
in the aft 'cause Cummings ain't home, press in the garden til 6 in
the morn
So
what you wanna do? Sheeit.
There's
a pack full of journos and they want answers too.
So
turn down the lights and pull down the portcullis
An
essential journey with a child, you know this
Rollin
down M6 with your COVID
Stoppin'
at petrol stations
Faaaailure
Your
mind on Barnard Castle, Barnard Castle on your mind
