Sunday, 9 June 2019

Pain in the mouth

This week has been not a pain in the arse, but a pain in the mouth.

On Tuesday I wandered around Manchester, looking for any Public Relations information: new bars or shops opening, police incidents, any marketing info about events... I wasn't sure what I'd find exactly but I got some photography done.

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I'm researching a few finds at the moment.

On Wednesday I had oral surgery to remove bite trauma from the inside of my cheek. The whole of the side of my face swelled up and I slept a lot afterwards. I'm still mouthwashing with saltwater and necking ibuprofen like they're Werther's Originals. As a result I've slept, read and watched a lot.

Watched this docu on the birth of Public Relations, featuring an interview with a PR pioneer, Freud's nephew, Edward Bernays and focussing on oil magnate John D Rockefeller.


Interesting, but the industry has moved on so much it's near unrecognisable from its inception.

Finished reading Jurassic Park, the 1991 Michael Crichton novel. It's a weighty, generous tale, very similar to the movie adaptation but much steadier and with more emphasis on the science harvesting fossilised remains, this leading to the creatures being revived after a 365 million year wait. A lot of the violence was removed for the film to get a PG rating, and some of the book was used in the movie's sequel, The Lost World. Half way in the tension starts to rack up. Worth ploughing through.

I also read Teach Yourself Successful Public Relations in a Week from the highly reputable Teach Yourself range. The short but comprehensive book by former BBC / Heathrow Airport PR manager Brian Salter takes you through the main tenets of public relations, and quizzes you after each section.

Next up: a couple of comics from Oldham Comic Con: John Wick was a cliched revenge story about a hired assassin seeking vengeance for his murdered team. Features an unrealistic fight scene and stops abruptly. Wonderland was a corny, bloody fantasy about a murderous, giant talking rabbit.

Deathstroke the Terminator came next, an early 80s graphic novel that predates James Cameron's Terminator franchise. I assumed it was some kind of 'versus' story when I picked it up. A heavy, fast-paced tale of a soldier-of-fortune ninja type, jacked up to a huge size after a military experiment went wrong. Deathstroke's alter ego, Slade, is as much of a villain in the outfit as he is out of it- he's an old, rich, white guy, a Savannah trophy hunter with little cultural knowledge (he seems to think a mosque and a temple are the same thing- that could be another entire graphic novel if the writers are savvy enough). He's served in humourously mythical places like 'Kurac' where he was fighting the dictator 'Kaddam.' An enjoyable romp which I guess I stumbled upon by accident.

I tried another episode of 70s Advertising drama Mad Men, but found it all rather dull. Same goes for political drama House of Cards. Both had ties to PR but weren't dealing with the sector head-on. There doesn't seem to be many TV shows portraying the industry.

I revisited Phone Booth, the 2002 thriller starring Colin Farrell as Stu, a slick-talking, 2-timing publicist blackmailed into standing next to a Manhattan public phone until all of his dirty truths are revealed. It's a good movie, but has dated somewhat. There were a few 'you brought this on yourself' films in that time period (Se7en was 7 years prior, the Saw franchise soon followed), plus there were a few discrepancies that I didn't think of when I first saw it as a 20-year-old. Wouldn't he need to pee at some point? I would have thought the film would have had more tension if it had been written with restricted narrative- if we'd never left Stu's side. It would have meant we never got to hear the police's side, nor saw the guy in the building behind the rifle, but it could have been done.

Perhaps all 4 of these shows portray PR people in a negative light. I'd say it's massively undeserving, as over the last few months I've met a lot of PR people and they're- for the vast majority of the time- good people. I briefly mentioned on the blog here that towards the end of January I volunteered at a local PR company. I won't name them just in case, but the team were positive and supportive professionals- down-to-earth, good teachers, careful listeners and people who genuinely wanted to make the world a better place. One of the projects involved a road safety campaign in which we were trying to get drivers to be more aware of cyclists: to give them space, to be more tolerant and to accept that the vast majority do follow the Highway Code. If you've ever cycled through traffic you can imagine how hard it would be to change public perception on that.

I have more Public Relations ideas in the pipeline.

Saturday, 8 June 2019

Double Dose


As mentioned last month, I've moved out of a flat and into a house, meaning no more renting but a lot more household responsibility. A number of people- mostly parents- are helping out. The process has been a pretty smooth one, compared to 2010 when I moved from the family home to a flat. There's been a lot of decorating necessary at the house, but nowhere near the required amount when I moved into the bombsite that was Littlemoor.

Having to learn how to do certain things for myself, as much as it's been fairly straightforward, has sent my anxiety through the roof. What if I measure something wrong? What if a store won't accept returns? Which gas supplier do I go with? What's an acceptable price for a plastering job?

I've sorted all of these things out, as best I could, although I'm not sure it'd be any easier if I had to do it again. The 15 mg of Mirtazipine I was on I felt wasn't enough, so my GP advised doubling it for the moment. I've been on 30mg for a few weeks now, and I don't know if it's the meds or the fact that the house is now nearly ready, but I'm staying afloat and not getting much feeling of dread. Even now as I'm planning to go to an event, I'm pretty chilled that things will go well. The last time I went to an event with this company, they missed off a particular ticket from an email, causing major stress. It was fine in the end though. I'm confident these tickets are definitely secure this time.

With the security of a double dose also comes increased appetite and slowed metabolism, meaning the slightest bit of chocolate turns straight to fat. Hence, it's time to once again cut out junk food. Why I fawn over taste is beyond me, but it must be done. Let's see if I can fit into some suit trousers inside of a month.

(Edit: this was written some weeks ago and the event, Manchester Comic Con, went fine.)

Monday, 3 June 2019

Come to the new Lawn Club on Saturday!


The Lawn Club, the quintessential summer pop-up bar in Manchester's Spinningfields, closed back in Septeber 2016 but has been reincarnated in good old Hardman Square for 2019. The launch is Friday, but on Saturday meetup group Manchester Cool Bars are going to check it out, try a few cocktails and enjoy the atmosphere. You might even spot a celeb.

We're meeting in nearby Alchemist from 9pm.

There's a bit of a gap in time, as every Spinningfields venue quietens off around midnight, but I'll be in Genting later that night for UFC 238. Flyweight champ Henry Cejudo is taking on Marlon Moraes

The Printworks loses another player in Tiger Tiger, which is closing to make way for a Garden of Eden themed bar. Whether I'll be allowed in wearing nothing more than a leaf is anyone's guess, but it wouldn't surprise me if they scanned everyone's ID on entry regardless. Birdcage also fell by the wayside recently. Manchester is waking up to the fact that the Printworks is essentially a chav area, and nobody wants to be thought of as such (even when they definitely are).

I'm still investigating Public Relations, and have some related content to go up soon.

Sunday, 2 June 2019

Manchester Comic Con '19

Manchester's Annual Comic Con is took place this weekend at Bowlers in Trafford Park. I dropped into the Exhibition Centre yesterday to check out the graphic novels, cosplayers, set builds and celeb guests.

The main stage featured the key guests' Q&A sessions. One of the first panels is Police Academy, a discussion with cast members Michael Winslow, Steve Guttenberg (at his first ever convention), Marion Ramsey and Leslie Easterbrook, where Guttenberg tells a story of how his dad's lucky shirt got him his first acting job, and Winslow busts out his trademark sound effects.

Police Academy Panel

Selfie bombing Steve Guttenberg

I'd paid for a couple of photoshoots. The first was Zach Galligan, who played Billy in Gremlins. The Comic Con team lovingly recreated the kitchen scene set, complete with blender and gremlin puppet.

Gremlins scared the shit out of me when I first saw it,” I told him.

That's good, man,” he replied.


This is 'Arnold the Entertainernator,' a Schwarzenegger impersonator raising money for cancer charities via signed photos, selfies, and Austrian-style karaoke.


He signed a pic with a favourite Arnie quote.





Upstairs of Bowlers was transformed into the Star Wars Cantina, a little bar just like the watering hole from the movie.


As you can see, the recession seems to have hit Mos Eisley as well as Manchester.

With so many celeb appearances it's sometimes easy to forget that a comic con is about comics. Bowlers had provided a large room for comic / graphic novel / toy salespeople to set up stalls. I had a wonder around, but I found the range of graphic novels to be a little limited.

After this I dropped into the Star Wars 'Creature Feature' panel, a discussion with Tim Rose, Admiral Akbar, and Paul Blake, Greedo (who jests that Manchester is 'terrible, hate it, hate the people...') Rose describes how the costume was easy to get into, but was 'very hot and very sweaty' and a lot harder to get out of after filming. Making it harder was that he'd broken his ankle a few weeks before whilst working on a Bollywood film.

The filming was that strenuous for him that some scenes became method acting. “After the Death Star Explodes, instead of jumping around celebrating, and of course being so close to Vietnam, I just slumped in my chair. They left it in!”

During the Q&A an audience member asks if they kept any souvenirs. Blake kept the gun he pulled on Harrison Ford's character Han Solo, but it broke and- regrettably- he threw it in the trash. Rose kept a call sheet.

Blake is asked if he felt Greedo was misunderstood.

Terribly!” Blake complains. “All I wanted was money for the Millennium Falcon, and I end up getting shot. Mrs Greedo is still at home with two hundred and twenty two little Greedos. Greedo was such a rebel assassin that everyone sympathises with him,” he claims. Then, just to push the boat out, he ends with, “If I'd shot first I'd have ran off with Princess Leia, shot the ewoks and barbecued Jar-Jar Binks.”

After the Star Wars panel, we welcome to the stage Erika Eleniak, Shauni McClain in Baywatch, Jordan Tate in Under Seige (the cake girl. You know), and a child extra in ET. In remarkably good spirits considering the 12-hour flight, Ms Eleniak dives straight into discussing her big break, via her dad's girlfriend, who knew Spielberg. “In the beginning scene of E.T. there's a boy delivering newspapers. In the marquee you can see 'A Boy's Life,' the working title for E.T.”

Ms Eleniak discusses her 'arduous' auditions for Baywatch (“your costume is your motivation,” she reminds us), her break in modelling and time spent working with Playboy, and her favourite movie experiences. (Favourite low budget movie she's worked on: The Opponent, a tale of a ring girl in an abusive relationshipp who learns to box. Favourite high budget: Beverley Hillbillies, with a 'phenomenal' cast. Well, there was Dolly Parton and Za Zar Gabor) She tells us of being 'attacked by every animal' she's ever worked with, including a deer that was trying to warn her about cold water, being bitten by a racoon and scratched by a possum.

An audience member asks about Steven Segal, her Under Siege co-star. She says he has a 'large entourage,' and 'sometimes had a sense of humour, sometimes straight to business. I saw him 6 months ago. He was incredibly kind and soft spoken.'

Next question: what about The Hoff?

David Hasslehoff, her Baywatch costar, was a 'lot of fun,' a practical joker on set, always pulling faces behind the camera.

In response to another question she recalls an episode called 'Gilligan's Island,' in which she got to kiss the titular actor, the now deceased Bob Denver. The kiss is here at 33:35. The new Dwayne Johnson movie she mercifully describes as 'cute,' and admit she regrets not asking to keep the outfit from her part in the original show.

After the Q&A, Ms Eleniak moves over to the photoshoot area. I tell her Under Siege is a masterpiece and she thanks me. I didn't mention that the cake scene has been indelibly etched into my psyche since aged 15. Which was probably for the best.


A great day.























Ms Eleniak's panel

 

Saturday, 1 June 2019

Andy's Man Club Oldham is 2!

Last Saturday saw the second birthday of Andy's Man Club in Oldham. The support group, started in Halifax by former pro rugby player Luke Ambler, has been running in Oldham for 2 years now; after starting in Oldham Sports Centre we moved to Chadderton due to room availability but despite not being as central we've still had great attendance, helping hundreds of men across Oldham and beyond.

The group did a fantastic job of bringing together a DJ, a live band, a buffet, paintings, a range of poems, and photographs, the latter 3 displayed along the walls of Royton Band Club.


The majority of the night was organised by 3 members in particular, who I won't name for the moment, but their efforts in bringing contributors together were immense and paid off greatly. My poem, imaginatively titled 'Depression Poem,' was one of the ones displayed.

Check out this amazing album shot by one of the group.


Monday, 27 May 2019

Happy Bank Holiday!


I hope yours is more eventful than mine as I stayed in last night, as I did last bank holiday too. Shite.

Anyway, this Saturday and Sunday sees Manchester Comic Con at Bowlers in Trafford Park. Expect big stars like Baywatch's Erika Eleniak (Also from Under Seige), Brande Roderick and Angelica Bridges. Also dropping in: Police Academy's Steve Guttenberg and other cast members, Gremlin's Zach Gallighan and other cast members, Paul Blake, Greedo from Star Wars and a few of his screen cohorts, plus loads of giant set builds. I can't wait. No meetups that I'm aware of link in to this.

Saturday night sees a big meetup in Tusk with Megamix. I might drop in and see if people can be coerced into a late one as...

Saturday night / Sunday morning, 4am, sees UK heavyweight champ Anthony Joshua take on Andy Ruiz Jr a fat bastard nobody sponsored by Snickers. What an insurmountable challenge for Joshua. Let's hope the Brit has enough gas in the tank. No meetups for this as yet although there will probably be people in Genting watching it. Dive will also be showing it.

If you don't end up staying up for the boxing, or you have an unusual sleep pattern, Manchester Minimalists are having brunch in Mackie Mayor, the independent food court in the Northern Quarter. Support a local business, get some fresh hot food, and discuss all things minimalism from 11am.

Thursday, 23 May 2019

SMPLE Community



Tonight I dropped into the SMPLE: Work for a Magazine meetup in Nexus Art Cafe in the Northern Quarter. SMPLE is an online magazine based in Vancouver, Canada, born from a tech company, focussing on art, culture, music and lifestyle. Organiser Josh Potts is taking the lead in the UK, and sat out in the garden of Nexus he described how he's looking for contributors for the 'cinematic' project: as well as written content he's hoping to include video documentaries on a range of topics, with 'no mandate on what we can and can't do.'

The project is all about empowerment, collaboration and even some cash rewards. It's early days, but I'm hoping that the community will give an opportunity for people like me to get our writing seen by a bigger audience than just our own blog readers.