Monday, 23 March 2026

Come sample the new Shrimp bar

Last week Ryan Keely weighed in on the ‘baboon vs badger’ debate.

She did not in fact get back to me. Sarcasm much? 

Also I passed 1.8 million hits on this blog. Experiencing an inexplicable surge. 150K in the last month. Incredible. At this rate I should pass the 2 million hit mark in a month. 

This week: on Saturday I’ll hit a deadline for this Bodybuilding Project that I will have been doing for a month. Hoping to squeeze in a couple more PBs before then. Then, time to relax… Manchester Nightlife Meetup group is headed to Bar Shrimp, a new venue in New York St, right in the heart of the financial district. First time for me. First alcohol in a month for me. 

Also, a book review, something on disability travel passes and a journaling event.

Saturday, 21 March 2026

Law 1: Never Outshine the Master

In Robert Greene’s the 48 Laws of Power, his first law is ‘Never Outshine the Master.’ 

His example uses a 17th century French king, Louis XIV, and his finance minister Nicolas Fouquet who upstaged him. Fouquet ended up spending his remaining days in a mountainous, freezing prison in the Pyrenees. (Wikipedia tells a slightly different reason to Greene’s version, suggesting Fouquet’s networking and influence in society was a more aggravating factor. But hey, maybe that outshone the King too.) 

I’ve got a slightly more contemporary example. Some time at the end of the 2000s, I was training in a Mixed Martial Arts gym in Oldham. The instructor DB was known to be good at what he taught – his fighters usually won, and his lessons were packed with solid advice. If it transpired that DB didn’t know a specific thing, he’d go and look it up and incorporate it. We were drilling chokes in one session, and I used the word ‘trachea’ instead of ‘windpipe,’ off the cuff, and I seemed to be the only person in the room who knew the word. He started using the word during choke lessons not long after this. 

There was a kid training there who probably wasn’t even 18 yet. He’d apparently had a period of absence, and then rocked up one day at training with a largely unnecessary written note as to why he’d been off. This got him the nickname ‘Sicknote.’ He was young mentally too, and not particularly confident when he spoke, but when he did pipe up had a habit of doing so at the wrong moment. 

During an explanation of a particular move, Sicknote contradicted DB in front of the class. 

“Do you want to take over?” DB sarcastically asked him, pointing to a space in the mats. 

Sicknote did not. 

He was apparently training in MMA elsewhere as well. I was a similar height and build, so at DB’s gym I paired with him a couple of times. Twice, he changed up the movement that we were drilling to some other movement he'd learned elsewhere, which first off is a ballache when you have memory difficulties. It’s hard enough just learning one thing, without throwing in something else in the same round. More to the point, it’s rude. If you’re paying someone to teach you to do something, just do what they tell you to. They’re a martial arts INSTRUCTOR, not an ADVISOR. 

The second time this happened, DB pulled him up on it. Sicknote protested, claiming he was doing nothing wrong. DB went to the cash register, gave him his class fee back, and told him to leave the gym. Sicknote was gobsmacked, but complied. We never saw him again. 

The upshot: if they’re in charge, let them be in charge. Transgress this at your peril.

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Leeds Comic Con '26

Michael Carter, Return of the Jedi's Bib Fortuna

 

“My agent rang,” Michael Carter tells us. “He said, you’ve got an interview for Blue Harvest, a sci fi film. I wasn’t keen, but went anyway. They offered me the job on the spot. I said no. I didn’t want to do it. Then I said okay. Then they said it was the third Star Wars film. I didn’t know anything about it. I was working in theatre, and wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. I went home and immediately told the kids. It was a 21 week shoot; I was there every day for the first 5 weeks. I thought, this is a bit weird. We spent time in preproduction, getting the outfit on; I felt like a big kid.” 

Carter, who played Bib Fortuna in 1983’s Return of the Jedi, is the star guest at Leeds Comic Con in the Royal Armouries Museum. It’s Saturday 14th March, and it’s my second Creed Conventions event. 

COMPARE: Did you know it would have the legacy it did? 

MC: We knew it was Star Wars, but we didn’t think it was as big as it is. I don’t know why it has the effect on the imagination. 

COMPARE: What’s the standalone moment for you? 

MC: When people come up to you and say they remember you from when they were a kid. My son was terrified when I came on screen. He didn’t see me on film for 20 years. 

Carter also played the subway victim in An American Werewolf in London

MC: That was the first film I ever did. There was a flu pandemic at the time, and I got it 10 days before filming. The doctor told me ‘you cannot work.’ I lost 2+1/2 stone. I was very thin. I was young and fit, but ill. The special effects were amazing! It was great giving employment to animatronics and working with (director) John Landis. We did the cinema scene next. 

COMPARE: Did it open doors for you? 

MC: There wasn’t much of a cinema scene in the UK. I did a film called The Keep, a Michael Mann film. They knew I could do prosthetics. In Jedi, we managed to get makeup down to 59 minutes. 

COMPARE: Who was the friendliest actor and who was the most cantankerous? 

MC: Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett) and Anthony Daniels (C3PO) were both very friendly. I had coffee with them. Nobody was cantankerous. A lot of people fainted in the costumes. I’d be saying, ‘Jabba Kabadda,’ and there’d be a terrible thump. Someone else had fallen. I got to the dressing room and got stuck in the outfit, and had to take the head off with a meat cleaver. 

COMPARE: Who do you miss the most? 

MC: Jeremy (Bulloch, Empire Strikes Back’s Boba Fett, died in 2020). He was one of the last J Arthur Rank contract actors. 

COMPARE: He was in Carry on Talking. Tell me about getting into acting. 

MC: I was the first person in The Crucible at my local theatre. You pick up stuff, scratching for the good work. 

COMPARE: Any alumni from RADA? (Royal Academy of Dramatic Art) 

MC: Michael Kitchen (DC Chris Foyle in Foyle’s War, Bill Tanner in Goldeneye / The World is Not Enough, narrator on TV show Faking It) and David Bradley (Billy in Kes, the dad in After Life). 

COMPARE: Which role are you most proud of? 

MC: I was in Anthony and Cleopatra with Anthony Hopkins and Dame Judy Dench. That was something. I was on Broadway with Dustin Hoffman

COMPARE: Anything you still want to pursue? 

MC: No, I’m semi-retired. 

COMPARE: Any plans for an autobiography? 

MC: Some things you don’t want to say, ‘cause you’ll get sued. 

The mic goes out to the audience. The first question: what was it like being turned into an action figure? 

MC: One actor was going to sue Lucasfilm. He did, and got a payout; I didn’t dare. It’s kinda weird. One time a little old lady met me and said, ‘someone told me you were in Return of the Jedi. Can you sign this?’ It was me in a red cloak. I said, ‘don’t take this out of the package. It’s really rare.’ She had paid £5. 

At this point, I managed to ask about Harrison Ford. Between the Star Wars films, he’d had a cameo in Apocalypse Now in ’79 as Cl. Lucas. Did he mention filming this during the Jedi shoot? 

MC: Harrison was filming something else at the time. I was in 1 scene with him, but we didn’t talk. 

Well then. 

The last audience question goes to American Werewolf in London, in which Carter plays the first victim on the underground. He tells us that the scene was shot at 6am in a secret station that exists way below ground, underneath the actual station. 

Michael Carter was the main draw for this convention, the other actors being people I wasn’t familiar with. Small venue, only stayed there 3 or so hours. Enjoyed it. 





Monday, 16 March 2026

Come hide out in Hideout

Last week Shadow from 90s TV show Gladiators liked my science joke

I met Bib Fortuna off Return of the Jedi, so you can expect a whole blog post about that. 

Also expect an update on disability travel passes. 

Saturday night: come with Manchester Nightlife Meetup group to Hideout, the new house music bar and club off Deansgate. It’s small and plays house, tech, RnB and garage. That’s all I know. Looks cool though.

Saturday, 14 March 2026

Confidence Session in Hinterland

 

‘Keep the pen moving,’ suggests Fi. ‘Think about what you want to gain from the session.’ 

Organisers Fi and Alex welcome us to a trial for a confidence course they are planning to run. It’s Friday, 27th Feb. This is the warmup exercise.

Confidence is a lifelong battle. It’s something I’m never not working on. I’ve been to a lot of confidence-related events. I’m hoping to learn something new, to help other people and challenge myself. Confidence affects people in different ways. Are people confident in work? In gym and sports? In relationships? When speaking 1-1 or in front of an audience? It can vary. People can have an abundance in one way but none in another. From my years of researching these things, my conclusion is that confidence comes from understanding that no matter what happens, I’ll be okay.

Confidence course in Hinterland Manchester

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We discussed each of these points. 

SAY NO 

Learn to tolerate the discomfort of rejecting. Save time for rest and creativity. 

SAY YES 

Doing so before feeling really ready is liberating. You don’t have to know the end goal. Fi reads out the poem I Will Not Die an Unlived Life, by Dawna Markova. 

TO SHINE 

This can look like imposter syndrome when you take on a bigger challenge that draws attention. There’s space for all of us to shine. Fi asks, where do I make myself smaller than I need to? 

BE DIFFERENT 

It takes confidence to be different. What part of me have I tried to avoid that may actually be a strength? 

DO NOTHING 

What does it mean to be worthy, but not productive? When have I felt uncomfortable in my own inaction? Alex takes over here and explains that some words have immediate impact. For an example: 

CONFIDENCE. 

The source of true confidence, he claims, is to speak, be honest, and be authentic. Own your own personal power. Confidence, Alex explains, comes from the Latin confideri, meaning ‘with full trust.’ The Indo-European original word before it is Fideri, meaning ‘persuading,’ and from the Latin we also get related words like ‘conning’ and ‘con artists.’ It’s the belief, he tells us, ‘in veracity or truth of another.’ He encourages us to stand with confidence with your whole being. 

Interesting session. There is always, and I hate to say it, the question of who’s authority are they telling us this? Are they qualified psychotherapists? How much trust can we put into this? Would the NHS agree with their sessions? 

Now to put it into practice…

Monday, 9 March 2026

Comic Con Leeds this week

Comic Con is back. Creed Conventions host a con in Leeds on Saturday, with Michael Carter – Bib Fortuna in Return of the Jedi – headlining. I’m there. I’m planning to have a wander around Leeds after, too, to see what it’s like. I’ve only ever been to the Royal Armouries. What else is there? What are the bars like? 

Also, I have a write-up of a journaling event and something on travel passes.

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Trippy Chippy

More steady progress on this Bodybuilding project. New PBs all the time. Feeling strong. 

Discussed VPNs with The Apollo Show

Got chips in a house music club. Ran a meetup to Trippy Chippy in Yes. Great music and food. No fish, sadly, but I guess that would seriously ramp up the overheads.

 

Well worth a look if you fancy a quirky, different night with obligatory Gene Takovic lookalikes. Seriously, loads of people have the cap-and-tache combo. A lot of ex-cartel-lawyers in Manchester, I guess.

Saturday, 7 March 2026

Rice and Peas

A colleague gave me this Reggae Reggae Cookbook by Levi Roots, from the Dragon’s Den investor’s show. 

 

 

The first solid meal in the book is Rice and Peas. 

‘Peas are what Jamaicans call red kidney beans,’ Roots explains. It’s a one-tin meal for 4, which would be vegan were it not for a knob of butter. It took me 1hr 20 to go from laying out the ingredients to serving it up. I used dried garlic and thyme, which seemed to work fine. I had 200g rice left, not the 500 suggested, but it still filled the whole roasting tin when cooked. That said, I added it in too soon. I also lifted the lid during cooking, against advice. 

The finished dish had a great medley of spices. I didn’t realise how fierce a scotch bonnet chilli was.

Monday, 2 March 2026

Try Out Trippy Chippy this Week

On the blog: a write-up of a confidence event, good news on disability travel passes, a recipe writeup… and eventually a piece with a Star Wars actor. Looking ahead a few weeks, Michael Carter – Bib Fortuna in Return of the Jedi – will be a guest at Leeds Comic Con on the 14th. I’ve got my tickets. 

This Saturday, however, get ready for electronica and traditional British food. Manchester Nightlife Meetup group heads to the glorious, multi-story Yes club, for Trippy Chippy chip shop food, and house music on vinyl. An unusual match-up, I think you’ll agree, but who wants boring? In the basement: live rock with The Man, The Myth, The Meatslab.

Saturday, 28 February 2026

Another Bodybuilding Month

Back in 2023 I committed to a month of bodybuilding, an attempt to beat as many strength-based personal bests as I could. I made a fair bit of progress. 

Since then, I’ve stuck more to gym classes rather than my own workouts, but I’ve felt my strength improve a lot. Pump classes have given me a lot of endurance. Also since that March, Oldham Sports Centre has been upgraded, with more equipment added as time has gone on. I’ve had a dabble on a lot of new weight machines. 

I’d really like to have a good crack at these, and set some new PBs. In Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding, he suggests 6 reps for the top weight. Again, I’ll split the workouts down into chest, back and leg sessions. Rest Monday, gym session Tuesday morning, gym session Tuesday evening, gym session Wednesday morning, Pump class Wednesday night, Pump class in the middle of Thursday, gym session Friday morning, Circuit class Friday night, Pump class Saturday morning. Sunday… hopefully a gym session in the middle of the day. 

No alcohol. No junk food. No protein powder, instead leaning into health snacks like nuts and dried fruit. Lots of recipes, ideally veg-heavy. If I can, I’d also like to get down to 72kg. I’m currently 81.4. Fucking fat bastard. 

That, plus the gym project itself, are 2 of my Before 44 bucket list.

Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Tweet for Chaos resulted in… no chaos

It’s taken me 15 days, but I’ve finished this Tweet for Chaos project. I managed to tweet out the names of individuals and businesses that I’ve seen share insane content over social media. 

I’ve been keeping tabs on people since some time during the pandemic – slightly before the beginning of the vaccine rollout, I think – lockdown critics, anti-vaxxers, zionists, Tories, Trump supporters, Christians and Chris Brown fans (the singer who beat the shit out of Rihanna and assaulted several other women). Using Twitter, I’ve named them all. 

It took 15 days. One account responded calling me a ‘dumb n-word’ (I’m white) – I reported it and it was ‘actioned accordingly.’ I’m not sure what that means because I also blocked them and forgotten who they were, so I can’t see their content. 

Stats: 

Overall page views at the start: 1,711,729 

and at the end: 1,731,926. 

So 20K page views in 2 weeks, with a big surge on the day I uploaded the introductory post. Not a huge difference compared to recent months, but what may happen is that as people start to trend on X for whatever reason, there’s a possibility that certain people might be individuals that I've named, and tweets of mine might get viewed a little more retrospectively. Not the most amazing outcome for a project. 

That’s 3 out of 8 projects complete on this Before 44 list.

Monday, 23 February 2026

Friday Morning Confidence Blast

No solid weekend plans as of yet, and the only plan I do have is for Friday morning, when I’m on leave.  

Hinterland in Manchester have yet another left-field event for people who want something a little different. If you’re also off, why not come and take a look at Fi and Alex’s Confidence Workshop? ‘A calm, well-held space to notice how confidence shows up for you, and what fixes it without pressure to fix anything or perform.’ I’ve found that some confidence sessions, ran across Greater Manchester by one outfit or another, tend to be varyingly effective. Sometimes you can come away feeling like you’ve learned something, other times... not. But Hinterland’s events are usually a positive experience, so I’m going to take a look. 

I’ve uploaded this to Manchester Psychology Social Group. It’s possible that someone out of the 300+ members might be free and fancy giving it a go.

Sunday, 22 February 2026

Lane 7

Making quick progress with this Tweet for Chaos project. Nobody biting yet. Stats average. 

Played pool at Lane 7. Thankfully my opponent was almost as atrocious as me so I didn’t lose by a particularly wide margin. I’d like to get back there for the bowling and other activities. It means booking, though. I’m wondering if a weeknight might be ideal. Possibly a meetup.

 

Saturday, 21 February 2026

Applying the 48 Laws of Power

In 1998 Publishing expert Robert Greene wrote The 48 Laws of Power, his debut non-fiction book. Based on decades of research and his background in classical studies, Greene identified 48 laws that allowed people to access power – be it financial, political or social. Compiling these, he created the book, which – under publishers Joost Elffers – sold over 5.5 million copies. 

I read it during lockdown in 2020. A fascinating compilation of stories and explanations, The 48 Laws of Power uses real-life historical examples of these laws, what happens when people apply them correctly, and what befalls them when they don’t. 

It’s a book that pops back into my mind every now and then, either because of something I’ve done, or because of the actions of someone else. I can think of at least one former manager who I’m pretty sure must have read it. These real-life instances tie into at least 1 law from within the book. The older I get, the more I seem to encounter incidents that remind me of those laws, either because the instance backs up one of the laws, or it didn’t, and people suffered as a result. 

Over the next year, I’m going to attempt to analyse each law, one at a time, not necessarily in order, and apply it to something contemporary – a news story, personal past experience, etc etc. Expect these as part of the #psychologysaturday theme.

Monday, 16 February 2026

Tasty Tuesday Tomorrow

On leave today to catch up on jobs and get through this Tweet for Chaos project. 

Late notice meetup: tomorrow night, Manchester jazz club Matt & Phreds host their weekly Tasty Tuesday night. ‘HAPPY HOUR 6-11PM,’ their website shouts. ‘That means buy 2 drinks and get a whole FREE PIZZA or get 2 house cocktails for just £15!’ I’m all over that. Jazz trio Svarc Hanley Longhorn take the stage. Never heard of them, but I like fresh ideas, so here we are! 

Nothing planned for the weekend other than a thing with friends. More in the upcoming weeks.

Sunday, 15 February 2026

Chinese New Year in Manchester

Steadily working through this Tweet for Chaos project. Nobody biting yet. Steady progress. 

Lots to do away from social media. Visited new fast food place Burgerism in Piccadilly Gardens. Fancy, but familiar.

 

Also got to Insomnia Cookies at last.

Insomnia Cookies. Cross St Manchester. Treat.

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Saw part of the Chinese New Year celebrations in Manchester.

Chinese New Year in Manchester last night

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Thursday, 12 February 2026

Sheffield Comic Con '26

Skipped over to the Yorkshire side for Sheffield Comic Con and a Red Dwarf double bill. 

My first time at a Creed Conventions event was a little messy: I had photos booked with Craig Charles – Lister from UK Sci-Fi comedy show Red Dwarf, Radio 2 presenter, radio advert voice actor and Lloyd Mullaney off Coronation St. I also had a photo booked with Chris Barrie – Rimmer off Red Dwarf, voice actor for Spitting Image and Gordon Brittas from The Brittas Empire. Turns out he also voices Hillary the butler in the Tomb Raider games. 

Creed use a raffle ticket system for photo ops: they’ll issue you a ticket then call out brackets of numbers when the photo op is taking place to minimise queues. This seemed to work with Craig Charles, and his op went smoothly. 

Chris Barrie’s however, I straight up missed despite being stood in the photo op area at the time it was happening. I can’t explain it. 

Towards the end of the day I spoke to a steward there who took me over to Chris who very kindly returned to the photo area for my one photo, just before they dismantled the booth. 

Stress. 

Creed also uses a PA system to announce what’s going to, which other events organisers could do with implementing, however customers still couldn’t hear. The whole event was understaffed, too – I was trying to find people who might be able to answer questions about timings, the absence of which led to the above confusion. The timings in the programme seemed to go out the window. Ponds Forge International Sports Centre, hosting the event, isn't even that big. 

All fun in the end. Do I go to another Creed convention in March, to meet Michael Carter, Bib Fortuna in Star Wars? Perhaps. 

Red Dwarf set


Judge Dredd cosplay

South Park / Star Wars crossover

Sauron cosplay

Back to the Future set




Jawa cosplay

Red Dwarf set


Wednesday, 11 February 2026

Journal Club: Love

Organiser Fi writes ‘LOVE: Thank you or please’ on the flipchart. That’s the theme for this month’s Journaling Club in Manchester’s Hinterland. We start with a little 5-minute warm-up task, a familiar one: 

I’M HERE BECAUSE 

I’m here because again I’m looking for stuff to do that isn’t just getting pissed in bars. I’m a writer anyway, so it’s good to do something creative. I have to address this: there’s a dude in here who looks like Filnjor in The Northman. He has the beard. The hair. How’s that for automatic writing? Rollo from Faithless once wrote: 

I get this writer’s block 

It comes as quite a shock 

And now I’m stuck between a 

Hard place and the biggest rock. 

PHOTO OF BUDDHIST TEACHING 

The next prompt: 

MY EXPERIENCE OF LOVE AND FEAR IS 

I sat this one out. Too personal for me. 

Organiser Reggie takes over at this point. On the board he writes: 

THANK YOU / PLEASE 

Here, we’re asked to write from the perspective of something that we love. I thought fast. 

I am chocolate. I am dear, but a man has a Secret Santa present to buy. He heard that his colleague, who he has drawn in work, likes chocolate. That’s all he knows about his colleague. All he does is transfer calls to her. I’m a chocolate box set, 4 circular chocolates with Christmas designs printed on them: a snowman, a reindeer, etc. I’m wrapped, ready to be given to my purchaser’s co-worker. She unwraps me. The woman’s face, the moment we see each other, drops. She appears unreasonably angry. She places me to one side. It seems my purchaser has been misinformed. After the handout... 

The gong goes at this point. Cliffhanger. I’ll tell you later. 

The next prompt: FEAR. 

Fi explains that a lot of emotional trauma that we feel isn’t about the actual fear. What would that fear look like, personified? Would they be casually spoken or formal? How would they be dressed? 

Whatever it looks like, my fear is instantly recognisable to myself and everyone in the room. My fear is more about other people’s reactions than the inciting moment or person itself. I say to my fear, I know it’s you, fear, that is the problem; not the person. 

-- 

Gong. 

The next Weds the 11th, Hinterland hosts their second ‘Create and Play’ session, involving chess and Lego for adults. 

Oh, and if you want to know what happened with the chocolate: I heard my colleague say to another, ‘you don’t give someone something like that unless you want to kill them with sugar!’ Later she handed them out to the team, so I had one. It was nice. Biscuity.