Saturday, 18 April 2026

Law 23: Concentrate Your Forces

 

‘Conserve your forces and energies by keeping them concentrated at their strongest point. You gain more from finding a rich mine and mining it deeper, than by flitting from one shallow mine to another – intensity defeats extensity every time. When looking for sources of power to elevate you, find the one key patron, the fat cow who will give you milk for a long time to come.’ 

In Robert Greene’s The 48 Laws of Power, this later 23rd law concerns singling out a target and focussing all your energies on it – to make sacrifices in order to achieve an end goal. 

Greene’s example transports us to 6th century BC China and the Kingdom of Wu, where the king – whose name is also presumably Wu – is intent on seizing the neighbouring Middle Kingdom. Hence numerous wars occur on several fronts as land is gained but ultimately lost, and his base of operations – his palace – is eventually surrounded and lost to the barbarous southern state of Yueh. 

Moving west, and several centuries, a bloke called Tim Berners-Lee invents this here Internet through which you’re reading my blog. I’m about as far from a Chinese king as you can get. I do admin and live in a deprived mill town in North West England. 

You’ll notice on this blog I’ve been setting myself a series of monthly challenges – touchtyping, shorthand, bodybuilding, nunchuks etc. 

The reason I formalise these things is, if I don’t concentrate those forces – If I don’t cut back on everything else and channel my efforts into one goal, I just forget what I’m doing or get tied up in other non-essential things and I achieve virtually nothing. Staying focussed and not flitting between activities don’t just help me to progress on that task – getting good at anything, Teeline shorthand for example - takes hours of work. 

Alongside making the improvements and gaining the skills, that dedication can be a serious benefit to mental health. You’re less likely to have those ‘wtf am I doing with my life’ thoughts (if you’re ever prone to them) if you at least know what you’re doing with your month and your mind and actions are absorbed with that goal. 

It’s also reassuring to have another project lined up so you can not only see the end in sight for what you’re currently doing, but know that you’re not running off a mental cliff, so to speak. After bodybuilding for a month, I’ve got 6 more to do, theoretically, before the end of July. Well, that’s not going to happen. But at least I can choose which project to work on next. Probably something less physically demanding and more social. (This was written some weeks ago, and I am now ploughing through this Excess Month, keeping as busy as possible for the month. I’m certainly busy.) 

If you’re British, you probably went through the same comprehensive secondary education as I did, culminating in 2 years of GCSEs. For me, dealing with memory difficulties that my school didn’t believe in (despite 2 separate diagnoses from NHS educational psychologists), 10 GCSEs were just unrealistic. It was chaos trying to juggle the subjects, the homeworks and the different pieces of coursework, and it resulted in a lot of missed deadlines and detentions (that ironically put me further behind). 

After school I attended Tameside College and sat an intermediate and advanced GNVQs in Media. GNVQs were General National Vocational Qualifications, and the courses were laid out one project at a time, usually for a month. This allowed me to immerse myself in that one subject and develop the knowledge and practical skills in that field. It worked for me, as being able to channel those efforts into one project meant less confusion, less mental juggling and – for me – less to forget. One solid project means fewer distractions, less chance of missed appointments and less reliance on memory and less need to remind myself where I’m supposed to be, and when, and for what. I was in the same places at the same time, either college or home, doing the same work. 

In my final year, the staff introduced extra courses for more credit – an A/S level in Film Studies, a one-evening-a-week GMOCN. I took the opportunities because they were there, but they weren’t the only thing I was adding to my routine. The group started bar crawls on Thursday nights in Ashton. I got FOMO and went along to these dodgy bars, mostly playing Tiffany’s I Think We’re Alone Now and Kernkraft 400 Zombie Nation on repeat. (The uplifting Garage hour took the edge off to be fair. Architechs’ Body Groove is still a classic.) The hangovers took it out of me, exacerbated – unbeknown to me - by an undiagnosed brain injury. To add further complication, I was listening to more music, I was attending 2 Muay Thai classes a week AND I was traversing the UCAS system with an unclear plan to go to ‘a university’ and continue studying ‘Media.’ UCAS took the entire final year to process, during which time we worked through a range of media projects focussing on areas that were quite different from the previous year, so in effect I was applying with only half the knowledge I needed to make an informed decision on my future. 

Plus I was that worn out by everything that I’d forgotten why I’d applied to a media course in the first place: I wanted to be a screenwriter. 

I apparently failed the GMOCN but I got the Merit in the GNVQ and a C in A/S Film Studies, a grade that could have been higher if I’d not got distracted by so many other things. 

I’d failed to concentrate my forces. It was challenging enough doing 2 additional courses, but if I’d have cut out the nights out, the music, the messing about in class, staved off UCAS for a year and just kept the Muay Thai as my break time, I could have established a bit more of a plan. I was forgetting a lot of stuff as I wasn’t just working on the one GNVQ course. 

Could I have got a Distinction? I doubt it at that time, but I could have absorbed a lot more knowledge and I’d have made better decisions from that point on. I wouldn’t have spent as much time hungover, cursing the bars of Ashton and their dodgy VK alcopops. 

I’d instead have deferred for a year, finished college, got more advice on memory and ruled out a theory – developed by my college – that I was dyslexic, got formally diagnosed with memory difficulties as I then did in my late 20s, and from there asked the psychology department for advice going forward from there. 

Right at the end of the GNVQ I managed to achieve 4 Distinctions – the highest possible GNVQ grade – on the Freelance Journalism project. I did that amongst all the chaos of that year. 

I can only imagine the grades I could have got in other projects if I’d have cut out the nights out, the music, the confusion. If I’d have been bold enough to decide to defer UCAS… I could be working in journalism or public relations today. I could have got this memory condition diagnosed at 19, instead of at 27. 

This is why, today, I set myself a challenge to achieve something. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be achieving this month, but I’m tapping through this Excess Month project right now, watching Conor Benn beat up Regis Prograis while I sip Flight Club spiced rum. That fits.

Monday, 13 April 2026

It’s For the Love of Horror Week

Manchester’s bi-annual horror convention For the Love of Horror takes over Bowlers Exhibition Centre this weekend for 2 days of horror movie stars, panels, photo ops, stalls and sets. I’ve got a ticket to meet T-Bird himself, The Crow’s David Patrick Kelly. FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! Tickets for each day are still available. I’m there Saturday. There’s a meetup with Manc Mates if you fancy joining us and chatting movies. Look at this for a panel lineup! 

 

 

Later that afternoon there’s the Daytime Disco event featuring Michael Gray, of 2004 hit The Weekend. Joshua Brooks always puts on good house music events with some impressive DJs from yesteryear. I’ve just got my ticket. 3 of us so far.

Sunday, 12 April 2026

A Better Tomorrow?

Excess Month continues. 

Watched A Better Tomorrow, a Hong Kong John Woo movie about 2 brothers on opposite sides of the law. Great gunfights. Also a great 2-disc SE DVD.  

GetSocial met in Be At One on Deansgate Thursday night for a meetup. I did a little pharma experiment that night; more on that later. 

Planned to watch the Artemis II landing on Netflix but fell asleep. 

Watched the Fury v Makhmudov fight on Netflix. More on that later too. 

Expect posts every Psychology Saturday for the foreseeable. I have eaten a lot of rubbish which isn’t ideal. Alcohol has that effect on most people including myself. I’m trying instead to combat hangovers with fruit, particularly watermelon, which is know to be effective. So let’s say I cut out takeaways and chocolate from this point forward. Weight creeping up to 83.5kg. Oh dear. Not getting takeaways also means I don’t bump into local cranks and liabilities like PK who I hadn’t seen for over a decade, but unfortunately struck up a convo on Friday. Kept that short. 

Still can’t log into Facebook as their confirmation codes just result in a circle image going round and nothing happening. Infuriating.

Saturday, 11 April 2026

Disability Travel in Manchester has Improved

 


Update from Transport for Greater Manchester / Bee Network, relating to disability travel passes:  

On 16th Feb, TfGM sent out this email to disability travel pas holders like me: Following successful trials in August and November, we’re pleased to let you know that from 1 March 2026, travel restrictions on your bus pass are set to be lifted permanently. What this means for you:  

• From 1 March 2026, you can enjoy free bus travel across Greater Manchester, and on Bee Network buses, at any time with your Transport for Greater Manchester issued bus pass. 

• This change applies to buses only. Trams and trains are not included. The annual £10 ‘Add Tram and Train’ product will still be available for those who need it, for off-peak travel only. 

• Current restrictions remain in place throughout the rest of England; Travel for free on all local buses between 9.30am and 11pm, Monday to Friday, and all day at weekends and on public holidays.  

For further information on how to use your pass and to see the full terms and conditions, please visit beenetwork.com.   

We’re excited to make travel even more accessible and convenient for our passengers.  

Great news. Fair play. 

Worth pointing out, though, that before the pandemic, the passes were always 24/7 and were across buses and trams. So they’ve taken away a privilege, handed back a part of it, then handed back another part of it, all the while acting like they’re doing you consistent favours. I’ve got memory difficulties, hence my pass, and *I* remember. Do they think people with other disabilities won’t? 

Prior to March, I could have easily foreseen a situation where I thought I could use the pass on the tram before 9:30 without paying, and found out I’m wrong. Thankfully I didn't.

Wednesday, 8 April 2026

Journal Club: Turn Towards

 

‘Turning toward’ is the theme for tonight’s journaling club in Hinterland. It’s Wednesday 1st April. To warm up, Organiser Fi allows us to choose between one of 2 10-minute exercises – the free-write prompt ‘When I meet something I am avoiding with curiosity’ or the poem ‘Turning Towards with Curiosity.’  More specifically, turning towards understanding, towards the thing that we’re avoiding. 

Next up, a 5-minute prompt: 

MY FAVOURITE THING TO AVOID IS…  

I tend to avoid difficult conversations, or at least I used to. A few times gripes would go undisclosed, out of a fear that everything would kick off. These days, not so much. I’ll have the argument if needs be. But I get no pleasure from it. A lot of the time, I’ll just think, what’s the point? Writing this, and knowing that I’m going to put it on the blog, is a prime example. There’s a guy I know who came out with a lot of racist shit in a group chat a few weeks ago. I asked another guy what he thought about it, but he wasn’t too bothered. 

The gong goes, indicating the timer. 

We discuss the idea of ‘Turning away from’ and ‘Turning towards.’ Key points: 

ACTION 

VISIBILITY 

STILLNESS 

CHANGE (CONSISTENCY) 

DISCOMFORT 

FEAR 

The next prompt, filling the gap with a word of our choice from the above: 

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I’M TURNING AWAY FROM ___ ? 

I chose fear.  

I find in life, and in psychology books, that a theme keeps emerging about fear and awkwardness. Any attempt to escape pain only results in more pain. Any awkwardness or difficult conversations are only going to be more awkward or difficult if they’re avoided. I do feel that fear these days. It’s not that bad, having a disagreement. Sometimes, they just aren’t the right people anyway, so that fear is pointless.

The next writing exercise: a choice of 2. 

1. Free write on the prompt: ‘When I meet something I  am avoiding with curiosity…’ 

2. A poem titled ‘Turning Towards with Curiosity.’ 

I chose the second. I don’t dabble in poetry very often these days.  

Enter their spirit, he says. 

Pay attention. Turn towards. Forget yourself. 

That knot in your stomach, the fear, the sickness, 

The inferiority complex. 

Ignore it.  

Ignore your weakened knees. 

Your pounding heart. 

You think of the advice. 

You think of the NHS sessions. 

Focus. Listen. 

Develop the tunnel vision. 

Forget the beer, your mates, 

Her mates. Absorb. 

Tune out the environment. 

Actually listen.   

The timer went at that point and marked the end of the session. 

Good group of journalers. I allowed myself to get a bit personal, which is always a challenge. After each exercise we had the opportunity to read out what we’d written, within our tables, or to the whole group, if we’re brave. 

Journal club will probably be back at the start of May. See Hinterland’s events roster for more.  

Monday, 6 April 2026

Come to the new Voyeur bar Friday

 

Watched the commentary track on the Trainspotting Blu-Ray. Interesting chat from director, producer, screenwriter and cast. Every time I’ve watched this film I’ve picked up on some new detail. Also watched Apocaypse Now Redux, featuring 'Nam, marijuana, acid and a dwindling numer of still-living cast members. 

Made the most of Bank Holiday Sunday last night on a Northern Quarter bar crawl with Manchester Nightlife group (polishing off a sample bottle of Glenfiddich 12-year-old on the way). 15 people were on the list; most of them showed up. Good group of friendly people from all over the world. Everyone gelled. Started in Flok, found Wilson’s Social on the corner of Stevenson’s Square and Oldham St, took them to porn-boudoir funk club Behind Closed Doors – a real eye-opener for most – and ended in Zaytoni takeaway. 

Thursday night: GetSocial Meetup group hold a games night in Point Blank, Deansgate's virtual shooting range. I've been meaning to try it out for years. Tickets are selling fast. 6pm start!

That side of Manchester tends to attract a solid number of attendees on Meetup… So I’m going to Northern Quarter again on Friday. 

New bar Voyeur opened a few months ago, offering what it describes as ‘post-punk provisions.’ Your guess is as good as mine on that, but Manchester Nightlife be in nearby Rewind from 9pm before we try out the new place. 

Saturday night: Tyson Fury fights Arslanbek Makhmudov live on Netflix. I’m staying in. Main fight ring walk is estimated to be 11pm.

Sunday, 5 April 2026

Scott Mills, Mackie Mayor, Band on the Wall

Charging into this Excess Month project with aplomb. 

Bought tickets to For the Love of Horror on the 18th. Will be meeting David Patrick Kelly of The Crow, The Warriors and Commando. It’s always a great event. There’s a meetup with Manc Mates if anyone wants to be part of a group. 

Went to the Journaling group at Hinterland on Wednesday. Writing that up at the moment. 

Polished off the Moscatel, Flagship and STR finish versions of Filey Bay, a little sample bottle set of single malts. I also downed the Famous Grouse sample I got in a work Secret Santa a while back and a Jagermeister sample probably from the year before. 

You probably heard the news of Radio 2’s Scott Mills being sacked this week. What you probably did not hear was this story written in ‘22 but set in ‘03 featuring Mills, Lord of the Rings and a Welshman. 

Watched Apocalypse Now Redux, starring the recently deceased Robert Duvall, plus dope smoking GIs and trippy visuals. To put Ying to Yang, I then endured Jingle All the Way, a film about excessive commercialism, featuring bad acting, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jake Lloyd, the kid who played Darth Vader in Episode One The Force Awakens. Dreadful. 

Ran a meetup last night to Mackie Mayor, Manchester’s hipster food court. Great group of new people. I think I’d met one guy before. Everyone got on, first meeting in Stray bar on the corner. We then found a corner upstairs in Mackies, got tasty food from a few different vendors and chatted. I got the steak frites from Tender Cow. Well recommended. 

Found Band on the Wall, a live music venue that I’ve been meaning to go to for decades. The Henry Revue Band took to the stage, covering some pop hits in impressive folk style. They don’t seem to have much online presence. Bassist looked like the UFC’s Arnold Allen.

 

Whole night went well. We got a group chat together on WhatsApp. Hope I see them again. Finished early enough to get the tram back. Now for Northern Quarter tonight…

Saturday, 4 April 2026

The Laws of Human Nature

 

 

Author Robert Greene’s biggest book is The Laws of Human Nature, a 2018 investigation into human behaviour and the most effective way to handle the different people in your life. I started reading this 600-page beast in May last year and finished in March. I read a big chunk of it in a week on holiday, the first few chapters in Manchester airport waiting for a delayed flight. I’ve dipped in and out of it since then. 

In the above video, Greene summarises the book: people are who they are. There’s no point trying to change them, but you can change how you handle them. Since the book came out, we’ve had a worldwide pandemic and subsequent vaccine rollout, a British change of government, 2 American political switch-ups, the Nova Festival attack and the genocide on Gaza. There have been a range of reasons for people to argue and, in some cases, fall out and never speak again. It’s been a frustrating few years, but again… people are who they are. 

It’s fitting that just as the book came out, the challenge of understanding human nature – people’s emotions, their pride and ego – became a steeper hill to climb. 

There’s an interesting passage on causes and cults: people banding together for one purpose or another. As I was reading it, I realised its descriptions were eerily similar to something I’d already experienced. In cults, people begin to act the same way as each other, then almost rub each other up the wrong way by being so similar. Alternately, people who are too different then try to fit a figurative square peg into a round hole by forming unworkable friendships through this group setting. This was exactly what I’d seen in certain men’s support groups in Greater Manchester – lonely, isolated people across the full spectrum of life, different backgrounds, incomes, IQs, EQs, all trying to connect, largely failing, but then allowing that environment of the men’s talking sessions to take over their whole lives and having very few meaningful interactions with anyone outside of the group. 

The book is full of valid advice, but there are some brow-furrowing moments. I don’t think Greene understands depression entirely, and this is surprising considering he’s had a stroke from which he recovered. I expect that would have impacted on his mental health. He also compares fictional biblical dreamer Joseph to historical philosopher Socrates. Separately, there’s a grammar error on p159. 

As much as Greene’s books are well-written, there’s an over-arching criticism to be made about all of them: he’s a researcher by trade. An author. He’s been in publishing since his 20s. He’s not a psychologist or sociologist. Nor has he credited anyone who is, who would have lent some authority to the text. 

Human nature is such a broad subject and the book is so lengthy that despite my interest in the subject I’m left wondering, what exactly was the intention of the book?

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

Excess Month 2026

 

Years ago, in one autumn, I devised a little 2-month, 2-part project on the theme of excess. The first part involved reading books and watching films in which people indulged in drink, drugs and sex to excess. The second part involved attempting to replicate that scenario myself. As you can see, I failed somewhat. I did, however, stay busy, and had plenty to blog about. I did this in conjunction with National Blog Posting Month, or NaBloPoMo. This challenge was to blog every day for a month. I managed 30 posts in 30 days. I’ve done similar projects over the years. 

This time, the aim isn’t to blog every day but it is to fill the month with as much activity as possible: gym classes, skipping, films about partying or crime, supermarket herb highs, illicit drugs, plus I’ll be reading books on such subjects. Furthermore, I have a cupboard full of alcohol bottles and very little space inside it. It’d be great to polish off a few to allow for some new ones. Lots of fruit to combat the inevitable hangovers. I’ll try and fit in a few more meetups, look for events that might make good blog posts – protests, demos, launches etc. I might even dare myself to try some conventions further afield, comic cons that would require a hotel. I’ve never done that before. 

There is a strong likelihood that I will pass the 2 million blog hit mark inside the month. I'm currently at:

Overall blog hits: 1,924,045

Last month: 180,436

Yesterday: 2,319 

Why? 

Life is short. There’s so much I’ve wanted to do that I never managed. I’m 43. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I’ve robbed myself of so many opportunities. I don’t want that to happen again. 

Carpe diem and all that.

Monday, 30 March 2026

Get involved this Easter Weekend - Manchester

 

 

Here it comes. Easter weekend bank holiday. Lots of plans on the horizon. No need to stay in! 

Wednesday night: Journaling club returns to Hinterland for their monthly writing night. 7pm. Free tickets. Free writing, poetry, prompts, a chance to express yourself and a great vegan alcohol-free menu. There’s a meetup with Manc Mates, which I’m hoping will open out Hinterland’s events to a new audience. 

Last week I got food in refurbished Victorian hall Mackie Mayor, now a hipster food court with independent businesses. I’ve ran meetups there before that went down well, so figured it’d be great to bring this back. Manchester Nightlife will be there from 7pm Saturday, meeting in the Stray bar on the corner. Come join! 

Sunday night: last minute decision here, but how about a Stevenson Square bar crawl? Some great quirky bars, all close together, and is a night that has been popular before. Maybe wear a raincoat. Flok from 8. 

Expect a new monthly project soon involving alcohol, meetups, books, blogging and I guess some expenditure.

Sunday, 29 March 2026

Alcohol at last.

After a month of bodybuilding, I met up with a couple of mates and got drinks.

First alcohol in a month. Stray bar. Oh Deer. Too sour for me. Taiko ramen lamb tantamen in Mackie Mayor's. Great. Thai fighter in Posie, new bar in the financial district. Bean flavoured. Original.

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— Matt Tuckey 🇬🇧 (@matttuckey.bsky.social) 29 March 2026 at 12:27

Started in Stray bar in Mackie Mayor, got food, found the new Posie bar, which had an almost Moroccan vibe. Had a bizarre bean-flavoured cocktail. Barman looked like Oscar Isaac off Ex Machina. Went on to Lawn Club in Spinningfields. 00s era house music and a Coral Club cocktail. Missed my last bus. Oh well. 

Also this week I passed the 1.9 million hit mark on this blog. Experiencing an absurd and inexplicable surge of page views.

Saturday, 28 March 2026

Another Bodybuilding Month: Results

I’ve spent the last month religiously grafting at Oldham Sports Centre trying to gain as much strength as possible. I have eaten like a monster – reasonably healthily – and worked out twice a day on most days. 

The results are in. I’m exactly the same weight – 81.4kg. Bizarre. 

I split down the workouts into chest, back and leg sessions, plus mixed in pump (weight movements in time to music) and circuit (rotating around different exercises in rounds) classes. I’ve made some serious progress. 

Close hand lateral pulldown. 

Hands close together above the head, pulling the handle down to chest level. This is my favourite movement of all of them. I started this with a PB of 70kg from April ‘25. I managed to work this up to 100kg. 

Angled leg press. 

This is a new machine that’s been added in a recent refurb. Seat is leant back, foot plate is higher than head level, with weights loaded behind it, pushing straight out. I started this at 70kg and worked it up to 190kg. 

Pec fly. 

New machine. Seated position, hands at chest level, bringing the handles together in front of the sternum. Started at 50kg, worked up to 73kg. 

Diverging Lat Pulldown. 

New machine. 2 handles on pulleys above the head, pulling down to shoulder level. Had a record of 104kg, immediately got 109kg, the highest weight on the machine. 

Quad curl.

Kicking the lower leg straight out. Had a PB of 106kg, got 111kg, the highest weight on the machine. 

Leg press. 

Seat is horizontal and moves back as you push out. Foot plate stays static at hip level. I had 136kg on this. Worked up to 186kg, the highest weight on the machine. 

Diverging Low Row. 

Seated with feet out in front on a fixed plate, 2 handles at hip level are pulled into the waist. I had 100kg, got 109kg, the highest weight on the machine. 

Wide grip lateral pulldown. 

Seated with hands on the bar above the head, angled down at the end, pulley lifts the weights as you bring your hands down to shoulder level. My record was 75kg from 2016, as far as I could see. I got up to 91kg. 

Hamstring curl. 

Before the refurb, the hamstring machine was a seated affair with handles at the hips so you could hold yourself in place. Now, the hamstring machine is prone, with a slight bend at the torso, which really isolates the hamstring muscle. You aren’t using your upper body to compensate. This time I could only get as high as 41kg. 

Converging Chest Press. 

Seated press where the hands come slightly closer at the end of each rep. I had a PB of 54kg. Ended at 73kg. 

 Chest Press. 

Standard seated machine where the hands are pressed straight out in front. This is my oldest PB of 103kg from 2013. I got close, but no PB this time and this remains my oldest record. 

So yeah. Some good progress made. I forgot to take a picture of myself before, but this is me now:

Results of a month of bodybuilding. No powders and definitely no steroids. Just good food and graft.

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— Matt Tuckey 🇬🇧 (@matttuckey.bsky.social) 28 March 2026 at 17:06
And now to get drunk for the first time in a month! I've cut out junk food and alcohol and fought the cravings, hence it's a Psychology Saturday post.

Monday, 23 March 2026

Come sample the new Shrimp bar

Last week Ryan Keely weighed in on the ‘baboon vs badger’ debate.

She did not in fact get back to me. Sarcasm much? 

Also I passed 1.8 million hits on this blog. Experiencing an inexplicable surge. 150K in the last month. Incredible. At this rate I should pass the 2 million hit mark in a month. 

This week: on Saturday I’ll hit a deadline for this Bodybuilding Project that I will have been doing for a month. Hoping to squeeze in a couple more PBs before then. Then, time to relax… Manchester Nightlife Meetup group is headed to Bar Shrimp, a new venue in New York St, right in the heart of the financial district. First time for me. First alcohol in a month for me. 

Also, a book review, something on disability travel passes and a journaling event.

Saturday, 21 March 2026

Law 1: Never Outshine the Master

In Robert Greene’s the 48 Laws of Power, his first law is ‘Never Outshine the Master.’ 

His example uses a 17th century French king, Louis XIV, and his finance minister Nicolas Fouquet who upstaged him. Fouquet ended up spending his remaining days in a mountainous, freezing prison in the Pyrenees. (Wikipedia tells a slightly different reason to Greene’s version, suggesting Fouquet’s networking and influence in society was a more aggravating factor. But hey, maybe that outshone the King too.) 

I’ve got a slightly more contemporary example. Some time at the end of the 2000s, I was training in a Mixed Martial Arts gym in Oldham. The instructor DB was known to be good at what he taught – his fighters usually won, and his lessons were packed with solid advice. If it transpired that DB didn’t know a specific thing, he’d go and look it up and incorporate it. We were drilling chokes in one session, and I used the word ‘trachea’ instead of ‘windpipe,’ off the cuff, and I seemed to be the only person in the room who knew the word. He started using the word during choke lessons not long after this. 

There was a kid training there who probably wasn’t even 18 yet. He’d apparently had a period of absence, and then rocked up one day at training with a largely unnecessary written note as to why he’d been off. This got him the nickname ‘Sicknote.’ He was young mentally too, and not particularly confident when he spoke, but when he did pipe up had a habit of doing so at the wrong moment. 

During an explanation of a particular move, Sicknote contradicted DB in front of the class. 

“Do you want to take over?” DB sarcastically asked him, pointing to a space in the mats. 

Sicknote did not. 

He was apparently training in MMA elsewhere as well. I was a similar height and build, so at DB’s gym I paired with him a couple of times. Twice, he changed up the movement that we were drilling to some other movement he'd learned elsewhere, which first off is a ballache when you have memory difficulties. It’s hard enough just learning one thing, without throwing in something else in the same round. More to the point, it’s rude. If you’re paying someone to teach you to do something, just do what they tell you to. They’re a martial arts INSTRUCTOR, not an ADVISOR. 

The second time this happened, DB pulled him up on it. Sicknote protested, claiming he was doing nothing wrong. DB went to the cash register, gave him his class fee back, and told him to leave the gym. Sicknote was gobsmacked, but complied. We never saw him again. 

The upshot: if they’re in charge, let them be in charge. Transgress this at your peril.

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Leeds Comic Con '26

Michael Carter, Return of the Jedi's Bib Fortuna

 

“My agent rang,” Michael Carter tells us. “He said, you’ve got an interview for Blue Harvest, a sci fi film. I wasn’t keen, but went anyway. They offered me the job on the spot. I said no. I didn’t want to do it. Then I said okay. Then they said it was the third Star Wars film. I didn’t know anything about it. I was working in theatre, and wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. I went home and immediately told the kids. It was a 21 week shoot; I was there every day for the first 5 weeks. I thought, this is a bit weird. We spent time in preproduction, getting the outfit on; I felt like a big kid.” 

Carter, who played Bib Fortuna in 1983’s Return of the Jedi, is the star guest at Leeds Comic Con in the Royal Armouries Museum. It’s Saturday 14th March, and it’s my second Creed Conventions event. 

COMPARE: Did you know it would have the legacy it did? 

MC: We knew it was Star Wars, but we didn’t think it was as big as it is. I don’t know why it has the effect on the imagination. 

COMPARE: What’s the standalone moment for you? 

MC: When people come up to you and say they remember you from when they were a kid. My son was terrified when I came on screen. He didn’t see me on film for 20 years. 

Carter also played the subway victim in An American Werewolf in London

MC: That was the first film I ever did. There was a flu pandemic at the time, and I got it 10 days before filming. The doctor told me ‘you cannot work.’ I lost 2+1/2 stone. I was very thin. I was young and fit, but ill. The special effects were amazing! It was great giving employment to animatronics and working with (director) John Landis. We did the cinema scene next. 

COMPARE: Did it open doors for you? 

MC: There wasn’t much of a cinema scene in the UK. I did a film called The Keep, a Michael Mann film. They knew I could do prosthetics. In Jedi, we managed to get makeup down to 59 minutes. 

COMPARE: Who was the friendliest actor and who was the most cantankerous? 

MC: Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett) and Anthony Daniels (C3PO) were both very friendly. I had coffee with them. Nobody was cantankerous. A lot of people fainted in the costumes. I’d be saying, ‘Jabba Kabadda,’ and there’d be a terrible thump. Someone else had fallen. I got to the dressing room and got stuck in the outfit, and had to take the head off with a meat cleaver. 

COMPARE: Who do you miss the most? 

MC: Jeremy (Bulloch, Empire Strikes Back’s Boba Fett, died in 2020). He was one of the last J Arthur Rank contract actors. 

COMPARE: He was in Carry on Talking. Tell me about getting into acting. 

MC: I was the first person in The Crucible at my local theatre. You pick up stuff, scratching for the good work. 

COMPARE: Any alumni from RADA? (Royal Academy of Dramatic Art) 

MC: Michael Kitchen (DC Chris Foyle in Foyle’s War, Bill Tanner in Goldeneye / The World is Not Enough, narrator on TV show Faking It) and David Bradley (Billy in Kes, the dad in After Life). 

COMPARE: Which role are you most proud of? 

MC: I was in Anthony and Cleopatra with Anthony Hopkins and Dame Judy Dench. That was something. I was on Broadway with Dustin Hoffman

COMPARE: Anything you still want to pursue? 

MC: No, I’m semi-retired. 

COMPARE: Any plans for an autobiography? 

MC: Some things you don’t want to say, ‘cause you’ll get sued. 

The mic goes out to the audience. The first question: what was it like being turned into an action figure? 

MC: One actor was going to sue Lucasfilm. He did, and got a payout; I didn’t dare. It’s kinda weird. One time a little old lady met me and said, ‘someone told me you were in Return of the Jedi. Can you sign this?’ It was me in a red cloak. I said, ‘don’t take this out of the package. It’s really rare.’ She had paid £5. 

At this point, I managed to ask about Harrison Ford. Between the Star Wars films, he’d had a cameo in Apocalypse Now in ’79 as Cl. Lucas. Did he mention filming this during the Jedi shoot? 

MC: Harrison was filming something else at the time. I was in 1 scene with him, but we didn’t talk. 

Well then. 

The last audience question goes to American Werewolf in London, in which Carter plays the first victim on the underground. He tells us that the scene was shot at 6am in a secret station that exists way below ground, underneath the actual station. 

Michael Carter was the main draw for this convention, the other actors being people I wasn’t familiar with. Small venue, only stayed there 3 or so hours. Enjoyed it. 





Monday, 16 March 2026

Come hide out in Hideout

Last week Shadow from 90s TV show Gladiators liked my science joke

I met Bib Fortuna off Return of the Jedi, so you can expect a whole blog post about that. 

Also expect an update on disability travel passes. 

Saturday night: come with Manchester Nightlife Meetup group to Hideout, the new house music bar and club off Deansgate. It’s small and plays house, tech, RnB and garage. That’s all I know. Looks cool though.