I will allow you a moment to come to terms with that. Uber-famous stars of groundbreaking high-art docu-drama Love Island S3, Dom Lever and Jess Shears dropped into Voodoo Birdcage Manchester, on Wednesday Night. It was a bit of a rushed meet with a large queue, but they seemed cool. I didn't have time to ask them who they think would win in a fight between a baboon and a badger, as gossip E-mag Popbitch so frequently wants to know.
I downloaded this pic fast as photos from clubs sometimes seem to disappear for some reason.
After I'd been up to meet them I got talking to some young bloke who'd been in the queue ahead of me.
“I just said to her," he said, "'I tear the head off over you.'” He made the international wanking sign. She'd apparently responded by flexing her little finger in a 'small cock' gesture.
Great night, although the club could do with a bit of air con.
Minor subject change here, but doesn't home secretary Amber Rudd look like Francine from American Dad?