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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
Next up in Keda Black's book: Goats' Cheese & Pesto Toasts. I tried goats' cheese in Corsica on a family holiday. I ate- or tried to eat- a five-cheeses pizza, for a bit of holiday experimentation. After one mouthful I had to learn to recognise the goat segments of the pizza and eat around it. Vile.
So if you think I'm making this recipe, you can screw off. NEXT...