I don't normally like rom-roms, so the chances of me writing one of my own was ridiculously slim. But sometimes, and idea comes in an unusual form. I came up with this short screenplay some time around 2001, but I didn't pull my thumb out and finish a draft until last year. It took me a while to convince myself I could write a believeable female character, and that I could take a funny idea and turn it into dialogue that would still make people laugh. But anyway- funny or not, it's complete, and it has found its way into Eskimo Pie magazine. Check it out.
Oh, by the way, if you like Sandra Bullock style rom coms, this is not for you. I don't want to spoil any surprises, but this is an ADULT story. Read on if you dare.