Friday 24 November 2017

10 Things to Leave Behind in 2018



Religion
You'll get every benefit you could get from this and more if you study psychology instead. All the wonder and life lessons you could ever need are in science, and they apply to every human on the planet.

The word 'peng'
Sounds to much like 'pong.' A fad which will pass.

RnB nights where women aren't interested in any white guys
I don't just go out to pull, but, for fuck's sake, it would be nice once in a while.

Wasting time on social media
Don't forget the real world, and your life, which is passing. But please read the rest of this post.

Selfies with random girls in clubs
They don't know what you're going to do with that picture, and how you're going to caption it, so they might be a little uncomfortable. You're not Dan Bilzerian, and your drunk-girl-themed Insta page doesn't make you look popular.

Cheap umbrellas that go inside out when it's windy
Time to shell out on something sturdy, or buy a formal raincoat.

Chocolate binges
You know how you've had no visible abs since 2010? This is why.

Fast food
See above.

Charging your phone next to your bed, and occasionally looking at it when you're supposed to be falling asleep
This is why you've been an insomniac since 2010 too.

Breakfast first thing in the morning
Consider this to get in shape.

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